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The Man Who Sued God (2001) Poster

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Jules Myers: You're going to sue one of the world's biggest insurance companies?

Steve Meyers: Well, apparently I wouldn't stand a chance - I'm suin' God.

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Jules Myers: You know they say people make their own luck.

Rebecca: That's stupid! Why would anyone make luck that bad?

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Steve Meyers: So if God does exist, the Churches must be liable.

Anna Redmond: And the churches can only win the case if they prove God does not exist.

Steve Meyers: [laughs] Do you want to tell them?

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Primate: It's a sign.

Cardinal: A miracle.

Moderator: A winged messenger.

Gerry Ryan: It's a f***ing cockatoo!

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Doctor: Forceps. Pliers. Bone nibblers.

Steve Meyers: Bone nibblers? What the hell are bone nibblers?

Doctor: You're a very lucky man.

Steve Meyers: Oh yes, it's been a brilliant day all round. Why don't you have a look at my prostate while you've got the bone nibblers handy.

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Rabbi: [about his Christian counterparts] They're praying to God. They should be praying for better lawyers.

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Steve Meyers: What do you think of a moral victory?

Anna Redmond: A moral victory sounds good.

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David Myers: You can't win, because they can't afford to lose!

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Steve Meyers: [Smiling at Anna] What would you say if I said I'm falling in love with you?

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Rebecca: I'm proud of you Dad. No matter what happens.

Steve Meyers: Well, nothing can stop us now!

[Hugs her]

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Anna Redmond: So how long do you think it'll take you to pay the money back?

Steve Meyers: Oh not long... twenty, thirty, forty years!

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