The Man Who Sued God (2001)
Jules Myers: You're going to sue one of the world's biggest insurance companies?
Steve Meyers: Well, apparently I wouldn't stand a chance - I'm suin' God.
Jules Myers: You know they say people make their own luck.
Rebecca: That's stupid! Why would anyone make luck that bad?
Steve Meyers: So if God does exist, the Churches must be liable.
Anna Redmond: And the churches can only win the case if they prove God does not exist.
Steve Meyers: [laughs] Do you want to tell them?
Primate: It's a sign.
Cardinal: A miracle.
Moderator: A winged messenger.
Gerry Ryan: It's a f***ing cockatoo!
Doctor: Forceps. Pliers. Bone nibblers.
Steve Meyers: Bone nibblers? What the hell are bone nibblers?
Doctor: You're a very lucky man.
Steve Meyers: Oh yes, it's been a brilliant day all round. Why don't you have a look at my prostate while you've got the bone nibblers handy.
Rabbi: [about his Christian counterparts] They're praying to God. They should be praying for better lawyers.
Steve Meyers: [Smiling at Anna] What would you say if I said I'm falling in love with you?
Rebecca: I'm proud of you Dad. No matter what happens.
Steve Meyers: Well, nothing can stop us now!