- [first lines]
- Freaky Mammal: Well, why don't they call it The Big Chill? Or The Nippy Era? I'm just sayin', how do we know it's an Ice Age?
- Freaky Mammal: [irritably] Because... of all...
- [shouts]
- Freaky Mammal: ...the *ice*!
- Freaky Mammal: Well, things just got a little chillier.
- Carl: [to Sid] Look, we're gonna break your neck so you don't feel a thing. How's that?
- Manfred: Wait a minute. I thought rhinos were vegetarians.
- Sid: An excellent point!
- Manfred: Shut up.
- Carl: Who says we're gonna eat him after we kill them?
- Frank: Yeah, come on, move it.
- Manfred: You know, I don't like animals that kill for pleasure.
- Carl: Save it for a mammal that cares.
- Sid: I'm a mammal that cares!
- Sid: So she picks this hair off my shoulder, and says, "If you're gonna have a second mating dance, at least pick a sloth with the same color pelt." And I'm thinkin', "Whoa! She's gonna go praying-mantis on me." Know what I'm saying?
- Manny: Hey, if you find a mate in life, you should be loyal. In your case, grateful. Now get away from me.
- [on Sid's clumsy attempts to scale a cliff]
- Manfred: You're an embarrassment to nature. Ya know that?
- Glyptodont: So, where's Eddie?
- Glyptodont: Oh, he said something about being on the verge of an evolutionary breakthrough.
- Glyptodont: Really?
- [Eddie is seen running off a cliff in the background]
- Eddie: Look, I'm flying!
- [thud]
- Glyptodont: Some breakthrough.
- Manfred: [to Sid] Let's get something straight, okay? There's no "we". There never *was* a "we". In fact, without "me", there wouldn't even be a "you"!
- Manfred: Here's your little bundle of joy. We're returning it to the humans.
- Sid: Awww, the big bad tigey-wigey gets left behind. Poor Tigey-Wigey.
- Manfred: Sid, Tigey-Wigey's gonna lead the way.
- Sid: Uh, Manny, can I-can I-can I talk to you for a second?
- Manfred: [passing] No. The sooner we get to Glacier Pass, the sooner I get rid of Mr. Stinky Droolface. And the baby, too.
- Diego: You won't always have Jumbo around to protect you. And when that day comes, I suggest you watch your back... 'cause I'll be chewing on it.
- Manfred: Hey, über-tracker. Up front where I can see you.
- Sid: ...Help me.
- Sid: [Dragging a stick] Phew. I'm wiped out.
- Manfred: That's your shelter?
- Sid: Hey, you're a big guy, you got a lot of wood. I'm a little guy.
- Manfred: You got half a stick.
- Sid: Yes, but with this little stick and my highly-evolved brain...
- [accidentally pokes himself in the eye with stick]
- Sid: Ow... I shall create -
- [snaps it in half]
- Sid: fire.
- Manfred: Fascinating.
- Sid: We'll see if brains triumph over brawn tonight, now won't we?
- [Later, Sid is trying to light a fire in the rain, while Manfred is dry under his shelter]
- Manfred: Hey, I think I saw a spark.
- Soto: Just you look at the cute little baby, Diego. Isn't it nice that he'll be joining us for breakfast?
- Diego: It wouldn't be breakfast without him.
- Soto: Especially after his daddy wiped out half our pack. And wears our skin to keep warm. An eye for an eye, don't you think?
- Diego: We'll teach that human what happens when he messes with sabers.
- Soto: Alert the troops. We attack at dawn. And Diego: bring me the baby, alive. If I'm going to enjoy my revenge, I want it to be fresh.
- Manfred: [to Scrat] Hey, buddy. Have you seen any humans go by here?
- [Scrats mimes charade game]
- Sid: Ooh, ooh, ooh! I love this game, I love this game! Let's see. First word...
- [Scrat mimes packing down snow]
- Sid: Stomp. No, Stamp.
- Manfred: Let me try. Um... pack.
- [Scrats nods]
- Sid: Good one, Manny.
- [Scrat acts like a sabertooth]
- Sid: Second word, long teeth... and claws. Pack of wolves? Pack of...
- Manfred: Pack of bears?
- Sid: No.
- Manfred: Pack of fleas?
- Sid: [Scrat points at Diego] Pack of whiskers? Pack of noses?
- Manfred: Pachyderm!
- Sid: Pack of lies? Pack of troubles?
- [Diego swats Scrat and sends him flying]
- Sid: Pack a wallop? Pack of birds! Pack of flying fish!