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(2005)

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David Patrick: We stopped off for ice cream.

Winston: When the fuck did we get ice cream?

Billy: You scratched my CD! You picked it up in pure daylight and you scratched it!

Special Olympics Athlete: You're a faker.

Thomas: a mother-faker!

Steve Barker: Jeffy doesn't understand! Jeffy cocoa for cukoo pops, uhh... Jeffy...

Special Olympics Athlete: Shut up you stupid a-s-s!

Glen: Next time we should go Danish - split it 60/60.

Lynn Sheridan: You mean 50/50.

Glen: What, you don't believe in tipping?

Mark: I've seen better acting on porno

Thomas: [to Steve] Should I wear my top up

[lifts top up]

Thomas: ... or down

[pulls top down]

Thomas: ... or up

[pulls top up again]

Thomas: ... or possibly... tucked in

[tucks in top]

Glen: I work at Burger King.

Glen: You want fries with that.

Winston: Hey steve, ask me *any* movie.

Steve Barker: Okay, hmm..."Jaws"

Winston: That's a good movie.

Mark: Why'd you scratch his C D?

Steve Barker: Jeffy just admiring it.

Mark: Do it again and you'll be admiring my butt from the pavement with a straw.

Steve Barker: ...What?

Mark: You heard me!

Billy: SCRATCH! SCRAAAAAAAAATCH! Oh my stars of the love of Liza. You scratch my C-D!

[repeated line]

Billy: Oh my-lanta!

Thomas: I would definitely bring protection.

Glen: Hey! Guess how many fingers i have.

Steve Barker: Uhh, 10?

Glen: No. I have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs! Ha Ha Ha!

Thomas: Goodbye, Hooker Lady!

Billy: Thomas, get me some water. My throat is parched.

Thomas: Do you want tap or Evian?

Billy: I don't know. Surprise me.

Steve Barker: Peter's another name for weaner.

[laughs]

Thomas: What a cockblock!

Glen: People tell us all the time what we wont ever do. Won't ever read, won't ever have a job, won't ever learn to tie my own shoes, won't ever have a girlfriend. Well I have done all those things.

Mark: But you can't tie your own shoes.

Winston: And you never had a girlfwiend.

Glen: That's right

Rudy: Smooth moove, Ajax.

Thomas: [runs over to Jimmy] JIMMY! Can I have you're autograph?

Jimmy: Get it off eBay!

Thomas: Who is eBay?

Thomas: I don't want her to know that I like her, I... did you know Christ was a Jew?

Billy: Oh, Mylanta! You *are* my woman!

Gary: What? Since when did tard become politically incorrect?

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Steve Barker: Jeffy just doesn't know what's happening to his body...

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Steve Barker: I can count to potato

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Steve Barker: Can I have a slice of your doody?

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Steve Barker: [to lynn in cafeteria] Can I have a hug?

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Michael: Incredible; that guy is the Deion Sanders of retards.

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Lynn Sheridan: [to David] Go away, asshole!

Billy: [laughs] Lynn said A hole with S's!

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Stavi: Give Mr. Steve a Stavi goodbye.

[waves with thumb and pinkie]

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Steve Barker: My name is Lance, and I like nuts!

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Gary: We need to come up with a slogan. You know, like "Life is like a box of chocolates.", or "Take my hands, boss." like that monster tard off of "Green Mile."

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Thomas: This is my doberman candy.

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Steve Barker: What's in that?

Glen: Milk, eggs, and meat.

Steve Barker: What kind of meat?

Glen: Raw meat!

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Glen: Hi I'm Glen

Glen: Guess how many fingers I have?

Gary: ten

Glen: no I have eight and two thumbs

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