Quotes

Mark: I've seen better acting on porno

Steve Barker: I can count to potato

Steve Barker: [to lynn in cafeteria] Can I have a hug?

Thomas: [to Steve] Should I wear my top up

[lifts top up]

Thomas: ... or down

[pulls top down]

Thomas: ... or up

[pulls top up again]

Thomas: ... or possibly... tucked in

[tucks in top]

Michael: Incredible; that guy is the Deion Sanders of retards.

[repeated line]

Billy: Oh my-lanta!

Lynn Sheridan: [to David] Go away, asshole!

Billy: [laughs] Lynn said A hole with S's!

Glen: Hi I'm Glen

Glen: Guess how many fingers I have?

Gary: ten

Glen: no I have eight and two thumbs

Thomas: I would definitely bring protection.

Steve Barker: My name is Lance, and I like nuts!

Winston: Hey steve, ask me *any* movie.

Steve Barker: Okay, hmm..."Jaws"

Winston: That's a good movie.

Gary: We need to come up with a slogan. You know, like "Life is like a box of chocolates.", or "Take my hands, boss." like that monster tard off of "Green Mile."

Mark: Why'd you scratch his C D?

Steve Barker: Jeffy just admiring it.

Mark: Do it again and you'll be admiring my butt from the pavement with a straw.

Steve Barker: ...What?

Mark: You heard me!

Steve Barker: Peter's another name for weaner.

[laughs]

Thomas: What a cockblock!

Billy: Oh, Mylanta! You *are* my woman!

Glen: People tell us all the time what we wont ever do. Won't ever read, won't ever have a job, won't ever learn to tie my own shoes, won't ever have a girlfriend. Well I have done all those things.

Mark: But you can't tie your own shoes.

Winston: And you never had a girlfwiend.

Glen: That's right