- Samantha Harper: Please, I'll have a double order of escape fantasy and a side order of running away.
- Mousy Julie: Should I tell you what I know? I was going to, but now maybe I've changed my mind...
- Katie Burke: What are you talking about?
- Mousy Julie: Harrison Hobart is missing... That's two, isn't it?
- Samantha Harper: You're thinking about the cop, aren't you?
- Katie Burke: Maybe.
- Samantha Harper: Okay, visualize this with me. You're down in New York consulting with Lou Gerstner or the head of GE telling them how to buy South American countries but on the weekends, you fly back up here to hang out with the cop, do cop things, maybe go to cop mixers...
- Katie Burke: I like the cop.
- Samantha Harper: Yeah, um, I can see that.
- Embry Larkin: [walking into the play audition] Okay, stop, stop! That was... appalling. Sopranos, this piece was written by monks who believed in God. They're singing not to other monks, but to God. They're singing to God about God. And you think I'm a tough audience.
- Wade Handler: Did you think it was odd that, he still liked her a lot, and she hadn't really show him any real interest in over two years?
- Mousy Julie: I thought it was the opposite of odd. Guys are drawn to her like bugs surround a bug lamp. For four years I've had the privilege of watching it.
- Wade Handler: That bother you Julie?
- Mousy Julie: Think you see the horns of jealousy? You got my angle? You might want to ask yourself why you're so interested in her. They think it's a coltish vulnerability... but it's just self obsession: The pea-brain says: "she needs saving", the pea-brain says: "I can save her". And then she doesn't notice them, so, they go crazy. It's about the missing dad and, validation. She just needs a friend.
- Embry Larkin: [looks through Katie's calendar book] You're a virgin.
- [grins]
- Embry Larkin: Nobody this organized ever had time for sex.
- [throws the book out of the window]
- Embry Larkin: Right, Katie from Rushville. If you have a voice, you sing. Nobody ever said "If you had a voice, take finance."
- [throws the finance book out as well]