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(2000 TV Special)

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Billy Crystal: As host, I have a lot of duties to do tonight. If Warren happens to be on stage, if Annette goes into labor, I have to be her Lamaze coach. But she's a pro and I know she'll do it in one take. And if Roberto Benigni gets out of hand, I've got the stun gun.

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Billy Crystal: Welcome to Oscar 2000, or as ABC calls it, Regis's night off.

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Billy Crystal: Who's in charge of security? Probably the same guys who protected Sonny Corleone at the tollbooth.

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[presenting Best Original Screenplay]

Mel Gibson: Consider the writer. Locked away in a lonely room, waiting for Lady Muse to alight gracefully and turn the stark blank empty void of a page into the stuff of masterpiece... geez, who writes this stuff?

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Cher: OK, you've probably noticed I am dressed like a grown-up. I'd like to apologize to the Academy, and I promise I will never do it again.

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Billy Crystal: [reading Michael Clarke Duncan's mind] I see white people.

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Himself - Winner: Best Actor in a Supporting Role: I remember they changed the wording from "The winner is" to "The Oscar goes to." And if ever there was a category where the Oscar goes to someone without there being a winner, it's this one, because I don't feel like a winner.

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Himself - Winner: Best Actor in a Supporting Role: [talking about Tom Cruise] You have Tom, who if you had won this, your pay would have gone down so fast. You have any idea what supporting actors get paid? We only get one mobile home.

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