Superstarlet A.D. (2000)Director:John Michael McCarthyWriter:John Michael McCarthy |
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Superstarlet A.D. (2000)Director:John Michael McCarthyWriter:John Michael McCarthy |
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Kerine Elkins | ... | |
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Gina Velour | ... |
Naomi
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Michèle Carr | ... |
Verona
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Rita D'Albert | ... |
Ultramame
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Hugh Brooks |
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Katherine St. Valentine | ... |
Valentine
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Jim Townsend |
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Alicja Trout | ... |
Rachel
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Kelly Ball |
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Jodi Brewer |
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Kitty Diggins |
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Dagmar O'Doom | ... |
Aurora
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Katherine Greenwood | ... |
Velvet
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Julie Kilgore | ... |
Trigger
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Claudia Ploderer | ... |
Rachel Vox
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Congratulations. It takes effort to make an unwatchable movie with this many good-looking women fighting and making out in and out of their underwear. The movie is poorly written, extremely slow and largely nonsensical, but these are not the main problems. These are par for the Troma course.
No. The big problem is that this movie is EXTREMELY POMPOUS. That's right. The characters are constantly spewing long vapid soliloquies.
I gave it a 3, rather than a 1 for the above-mentioned good-looking women living in a world where "there are no more clothes". I also give them credit for trying to make something good. Unfortunately, they did not pull it off.