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Monsoon Wedding (2001) Poster

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Lalit Verma: [on the phone] Dubeyji? It's Lalit Verma, who else? Very kind of you to answer.

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[Talking to Lalit Verma in phone]

P.K. Dubey: In 10 minutes exactly and approximately!

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Hemant Rai: No sugar in mine.

Jai Chand: You've been brainwashed by America.

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[giving Alice his card]

P.K. Dubey: It has an address for sending mail through the computer.

Alice: Mmm. E-mail?

P.K. Dubey: You know about it?

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P.K. Dubey: Millennium style, Y2K dot com.

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Pimmi Verma: Have you changed your underwear?

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Pimmi Verma: This wedding is driving me nuts.

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Lalit Verma: These are my children, and I will protect them from myself even if I have to.

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Ria Verma: I don't think you're ready for marriage.

Aditi Verma: I just want to settle down.

Ria Verma: So what do you do? Get married to some guy selected by mummy and daddy, you've barely known him for a couple of weeks!

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P.K. Dubey: If he wants the work done, he must get the cash out. The one-rupee era is over.

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Lalit Verma: Computer engineers are India's biggest export.

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Lalit Verma: Tej, you would like a cigar?

Tej Puri: Thanks, I've given up.

Lalit Verma: America makes everyone give up smoking.

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P.K. Dubey: See, all in foreign style, in writing.

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P.K. Dubey: Your daughter is my daughter.

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Rahul Chadha: I just fell from grace.

Saroj Rai: My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able to fall. I mean, if you keep sitting on your ass, nothing's gonna happen. "Only brave warriors fall off their horses in battle. How can kneeling cowards know what a fall is?" Listen sweetheart, the main thing is, you have to fight the battle.

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Aditi Verma: I don't really know how he might think. What he expects of me.

Ria Verma: So then call him instead of Vikram. Now please go inside before these aunties come out and start dancing on our heads.

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Hemant Rai: Whether our parents introduce us or whether we meet in a club what difference does it make?

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P.K. Dubey: The Peacocks are not dancing, it will not rain.

Lalit Verma: The Peacocks are not dancing, it will not rain? Have you smoked Ganja?

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