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Gary & Mike (TV Series 2001– ) Poster

(2001– )

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Mike: It's noon somewhere!

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Young Mike: Let me get this straight... you've got Super Mario Brothers AND all the ice cream I can eat? You just TRY and keep me out of your van, mister!

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Mike: Just like my momma always said... just because a whore don't charge doesn't mean she ain't a whore!

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Mike: You mean we're free to go?

Las Vagas Cop: Yeah, we find that, seven times out of ten, the guy digging his own grave is just an innocent victim.

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Guy in Stall: Whatcha' doin'? Poopin'?

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Guy in next room: Whatcha' doin'? Nappin' before poopin' again?

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Mike: Work is like cuddling after sex, I just don't do it.

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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