Ancient Warriors (2003)A military unit teams up with an island's ancient warrior spirits to battle a crime lord. Director:Walter von Huene |
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Ancient Warriors (2003)A military unit teams up with an island's ancient warrior spirits to battle a crime lord. Director:Walter von Huene |
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| Franco Columbu | ... |
Aldo Paccione
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| Daniel Baldwin | ... |
Jasper 'Jaz' Harding
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| Richard Lynch | ... |
Curtis Mayhew
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Michelle Hunziker | ... |
Kim
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| Andy Mackenzie | ... |
Drey Mayhew
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| Iris Peynado | ... |
Sonya
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| Michael Hartson | ... |
Crunch
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Lamont Johnson | ... |
Brock
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| Jarmo Mäkinen | ... |
Hank
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| Ashley Eckstein | ... |
Dylan Paccione
(as Ashley Drane)
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Stacey Longoria | ... |
Anna Paccione
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Clive Riche | ... |
Dex
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| Matthew Sim | ... |
Charles Braga
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Anthony Rosselli | ... |
Mayor Luigi
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Larry Dolgin | ... |
Sylvan
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A military unit teams up with an island's ancient warrior spirits to battle a crime lord.
This is probably one of the most pathetic action flicks I've seen. I rarely hit fast forward even on the most sorry acting endeavors, but this just brought tears to my eyes. Columbo should never do another film, his pouty face and supposed sadness over the death of his father is a hilarious "gem" to watch. I've seen high school plays with more drama than this. Baldwin, at least seems to be laughing at himself in his role which makes it easier to see him as the lothario that his family is famed for. Let's see what else, plot....um yeah....don't even bother listening it will save you from having to make up alternate scenarios in your head. I mean who wrote this script!! I'm angry at even having rented and spent time watching it. The ancient warriors were wholly unnecessary and take up literally about 8 minutes of the entire movie. It's not scary, not thrilling and I found myself wanting to grab a pistol to shoot my screen to get the violence moving. You have been warned!!