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2001 Maniacs (2005) Poster

(2005)

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[Ricky is about to get skewered]

Mayor Buckman: I see our barb-a-cuties got the skewering rod raring to go.

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[first lines]

Professor Ackerman: Unprecedented, historical categories. More Americans died in the so-called Civil War than in the two World Wars combined. 618,000. Although popular media usually portrays the Civil War as a series of epic battles for honor and glory the reality is far from either. General Sherman's march through South Carolina alone cost over 8,000 innocent Southerners their lives.

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Nelson: I love the smell of cow shit in the morning. Take it all in boys. Sniff it. All right, all right, all right.

Cory: I know what I am gonna write my term paper on. "Cow Shit of the South: The Smell of Victory."

Nelson: Dudes! The whole point was getting away from history class.

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Cory: [looking at a map] The way I see it... if we drive through the night we'll be quaffing beers by noon and boffing chicks by 5:00.

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Gas Station Attendant: Pushin' up daisies by midnight.

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Rufus: Any more luggage, boy?

Malcolm: Boy? Ain't y'all motherfuckers ever heard of the Civil Rights Movement?

Rufus: Is that like anything like a bowel movement?

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Kat: Is this some hillbilly reality show type of thing?

Harper Alexander: You know this is Georgia, Miss Pussycat.

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Harper Alexander: My daddy proposed to my mama right here on this spot.

Kat: My daddy proposed to my mom in the back of a '69 Chevy.

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Kat: [about to be drawn and quartered] I think this might be taking it just a little bit too far.

Harper Alexander: Frankly, Miss Pussy, I don't give a damn.

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Rufus: Now. Daddy. Daddy, don't mind Lester none. I got full confidence in him.

Mayor Buckman: Son, one time I had full confidence in a fart. Shit all over myself.

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Malcolm: Pleasant Valley. Hmm. More like Death Valley.

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Malcolm: Either one of you inbred country fucks knows where my woman is... better tell me now.

Strolling Minstrel AStrolling Minstrel B: [singing] The boy wants his bitch / Yeah, the boy wants his bitch / Sad, sad thing / A boy without his bitch.

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Mayor Buckman: Got any last requests, boy?

Malcolm: Yeah. Kiss my black ass!

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Anderson Lee: I'll take your glory and honor. And I'll shove it right up your ass.

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[last lines]

Hucklebilly: Damn Yankees.

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Mayor Buckman: This ain't my first barbeque, son! And it surely won't be my last!

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Milk Maiden: I actually prefer non-smokers.

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Granny Boone: That Chinawoman had a lot of guts.

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Granny Boone: It's Ricky on a sticky!

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[Harper ties a blindfold over Kat's eyes]

Kat: Ohh, I didn't know my Southern gentleman had a touch of kink in him.

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[When Harper removes her blindfold, Kat discovers her wrists and ankles have been tied to four horses]

Kat: Harper, honey, this isn't what I had in mind.

Harper Alexander: Well, Miss Pussy, it's *exactly* what I had in mind.

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Ricky: For once I wish she was the one eating

[holds up Kat's tattoo unknown that he has been eating it]

Ricky: sloppy seconds.

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Mayor Buckman: Well don't be a wet ding-dong fellas. Buckman's the name, Mayor's my game!

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