Jackass (2000–2007)

Chris Pontius: Self

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• Chris Pontius : I'm not into bestiality, but that's a good-looking animal.

• Man on the street : God bless you.

  Chris Pontius : [dressed up as Satan]  God didn't bless me. He wrote a bunch of fibs about me.

• Chris Pontius : Ever since puberty, I've dreamed of being a centerfold in 'Playgirl'.

• Chris Pontius : That guy right there is the best damn roller skater ever. Maybe even in the whole town.

• Chris Pontius : My job on the show is to be naked, not kill myself.

• Chris Pontius : I wish life were more like a porno movie.

• Chris Pontius : You like this song? Kinda makes you feel like partying. I kinda feel like partying right now.

  [tears his clothes away and dances] 

• Chris Pontius : From my experiments with sexiness, it seems like a lot of people are afraid at first, and fear usually equals violence. But eventually I'll win their hearts, and instead of fighting, they'll want to make love to me.

  Johnny Knoxville : Even the men?

  Chris Pontius : Yep.

• Chris Pontius : They say Poland is the Mexico of Europe. I'm not sure of what that means, but I like it.

• Chris Pontius : Russian police. Stern. Stern but fair.