Alexander "The Juggernaut" Yount:
I've played on a lot of ice, all over this planet we call home, but I don't believe I've seen a better shot. It's been a pleasure.
James Lennox:
"On this planet we call home?"
Chris Cutter:
Hey, whatever.
Chris Cutter:
She's okay, she's just tired.
Brandon Foley:
It's nice that you're lying to me but we both know she's shitface.
Chris Cutter:
Yeah, you'll take care of her?
Brandon Foley:
Got to, she's the only mom I've got.
James Lennox:
I'm a drug dealer.
Neil Bucyk:
I bury dead people.
Eddie Strombeck:
I have a single digit sperm count.
Chris Cutter:
And I'm a naked cheater. I say we go for it. Are you with me? Let's do it.
Chris Cutter:
[
bemoaning the demise of a local hardware store] :That hardware store was unique.
Amy Foley:
So was my husband. I'm still glad they came up with vibrators.
James Lennox:
How do you forget about 400 pounds of defecating menace?
Joanne:
[
discussing curling] Okay. Like shuttleboard.
James Lennox:
It's shufflebaord and no. You gotta think like snooker, poker, and free-rock climbing. This is dangerous shit.
James Lennox:
What you gotta understand something about these guys. To them, money is more or less, uh, a hobby. Violence on the other hand is their real vocation.
James Lennox:
I feel a general sense of dread.
Gordon Cutter:
You want an easy ride? Go play a bonspiel for the gutless. You want the Golden Broom, then find your spine.
Chris Cutter:
No, it's not just a rock.
Amy Foley:
No?
Chris Cutter:
It's forty-two pounds of polished granite, bevelled on the belly and a handle a human being can hold. And it may have no practical purpose in itself but it is a repository of human possibility and if it's handled just right, it will exact the kind of poetry...
Chris Cutter:
For ten years, I've drilled for oil in 93 coutnries, five different continents, and not once have I done anything to equal the grace of a well thrown rock sliding down a sheet. Not once.
Gordon Cutter:
Where did you graduate from? Saddam Hussein school of physiotherapy.
James Lennox:
This is not my problem. This is most definitely your problem.
Eddie Strombeck:
His problem?
James Lennox:
Sure. Hey man, all I did was cut his bulk mescaline for street sale and neglect to pay him. Chris, on the other hand, crushed his head with a curling rock.
James Lennox:
She's a rent-a-girlfriend.
Chris Cutter:
Good God! Listen to yourself. Are you some kind of moral dyslexic.
James Lennox:
I think you got that backwards, baby.
Amy Foley:
[
at her Alcoholics Anonymous meeting] The point is lately, I've been feeling like I need a "touch me up" cause I just don't know which way to turn.
Slimy guy at meeting:
Hey, you can turn to me anytime you want.
Amy Foley:
Thank you. That's sweet but I'd rather shit in my mouth.
Chris Cutter:
You got her drunk? Goddamn it, Jim, she's A.A. What else did you do to her.
James Lennox:
Hey man, I resent that implication. Even if I wanted to take advantage of the young lady, I do have some principles. You gottta be conscious, for one thing.
Julie Foley:
Look, this isn't about me and him or you and him. This is about me and you.
Amy Foley:
I have no claim on him.
Chris Cutter:
[
Lennox's head gets pushed through the wall] Lovers quarrel?
James Lennox:
[
Being pulled back through the wall] No, business dispute.
Chris Cutter:
A giant walked the fucking earth, now he's in the trunk of my car.
Eddie Strombeck:
It's not the size of the army, it's the fury of its onslaught.
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