Jeepers Creepers (2001)
[after running over the Creeper]
Darry: Is he dead?
Trish: They never are.
Trish: [after being attacked] What the hell was that guy's problem?
Darry: My guess? INBREEDING!
Trish: The point of having a cell phone is that it works when you need it!
Trish: You know the part in scary movies when somebody does something really stupid, and everybody hates them for it? This is it.
Darry: We have to get out of here.
Trish: No, let's stay and feed the birds.
Jezelle Gay Hartman: [to Trish and Darry] You've got something it likes... one of you.
[Trish and Darry pull up at the Cat Lady's house]
Darry: Come on, Trish, look at this place. Let's just keep going. I mean it, come on.
Trish: You don't wanna get help?
Darry: Help from who?
Trish: Let's just use the phone.
Darry: And call who?
Trish: I don't know.
Darry: And tell them what?
Trish: I don't know!
Darry: "Hey, bum-fuck police, I'm being chased by a guy who likes to pull tongues out of severed heads with his teeth. Is there a special extension for that?"
Trish: Christ, do you think they even have a phone?
Darry: I'm guessing no phones and a lot of guns.
Darry: [about his cellphone] Don't worry I have a power cord for that.
Trish: Yeah, and I have a cigarette lighter, THAT DOESN'T WORK!
The Cat Lady: You got ten seconds to get your ass out of my yard, and don't think I'm gonna tell ya twice!
Trish: Get the hell away from him.
Darry: What are you doing, Trish?
Trish: Get the hell away from him!
Trish: The first time I heard that story, I used to think this would be the road I'd die on.
Trish: We were just attacked, Darry!
Darry: And you don't even want to find out why?
Darry: He dumped something down that pipe.
Trish: Wrapped in a sheet.
Darry: Wrapped in rope and a sheet.
Trish: Wrapped in rope and a sheet with red stains... just get us out of here!
Darry: She did lose her head that night, Trish, and you wanna know what he did for her? He sewed it back on.
Jezelle Gay Hartman: [Trish answers the phone at the diner] Have you seen the cats yet?
Jezelle Gay Hartman: Cats, lots of them, have you seen them yet? You and your brother?
Trish: Me and my brother?
Jezelle Gay Hartman: You and Darry!
Jezelle Gay Hartman: Every 23rd Spring, for 23 days, it gets to... eat.
Jezelle Gay Hartman: You know what it eats and don't you make me tell you!