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Jeepers Creepers (2001) Poster

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[after running over the Creeper]

Darry: Is he dead?

Trish: They never are.

Trish: [after being attacked] What the hell was that guy's problem?

Darry: My guess? INBREEDING!

Trish: The point of having a cell phone is that it works when you need it!

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Trish: You know the part in scary movies when somebody does something really stupid, and everybody hates them for it? This is it.

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Darry: We have to get out of here.

Trish: No, let's stay and feed the birds.

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Jezelle Gay Hartman: [to Trish and Darry] You've got something it likes... one of you.

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[Trish and Darry pull up at the Cat Lady's house]

Darry: Come on, Trish, look at this place. Let's just keep going. I mean it, come on.

Trish: You don't wanna get help?

Darry: Help from who?

Trish: Let's just use the phone.

Darry: And call who?

Trish: I don't know.

Darry: And tell them what?

Trish: I don't know!

Darry: "Hey, bum-fuck police, I'm being chased by a guy who likes to pull tongues out of severed heads with his teeth. Is there a special extension for that?"

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Trish: Christ, do you think they even have a phone?

Darry: I'm guessing no phones and a lot of guns.

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Darry: [about his cellphone] Don't worry I have a power cord for that.

Trish: Yeah, and I have a cigarette lighter, THAT DOESN'T WORK!

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The Cat Lady: That's not my scarecrow.

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The Cat Lady: What the hell did you bring into my house?

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The Cat Lady: You got ten seconds to get your ass out of my yard, and don't think I'm gonna tell ya twice!

Trish: Get the hell away from him.

Darry: What are you doing, Trish?

Trish: Get the hell away from him!

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Trish: The first time I heard that story, I used to think this would be the road I'd die on.

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Trish: We were just attacked, Darry!

Darry: And you don't even want to find out why?

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Darry: He dumped something down that pipe.

Trish: Wrapped in a sheet.

Darry: Wrapped in rope and a sheet.

Trish: Wrapped in rope and a sheet with red stains... just get us out of here!

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Darry: She did lose her head that night, Trish, and you wanna know what he did for her? He sewed it back on.

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Jezelle Gay Hartman: [Trish answers the phone at the diner] Have you seen the cats yet?

Trish: What?

Jezelle Gay Hartman: Cats, lots of them, have you seen them yet? You and your brother?

Trish: Me and my brother?

Jezelle Gay Hartman: You and Darry!

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Jezelle Gay Hartman: Every 23rd Spring, for 23 days, it gets to... eat.

Darry: Eat?

Jezelle Gay Hartman: You know what it eats and don't you make me tell you!

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Trish: When was the last time you changed your socks?

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Darry: We pounded it to dust.

Jezelle Gay Hartman: I think it's eaten too many hearts, for it's own to never stop!

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