[after Drake orders Lindsey to assign a junior JAG to the Arutti investigation]
Cmdr. Ted Lindsey: You want to trust this to a junior officer, sir?
RAdm. Al Brovo: You wanna take it, Teddy?
Cmdr. Ted Lindsey: I believe my present duties would preclude an immediate departure, sir.
RAdm. Al Brovo: You have the survival instincts of a politician, Teddy.
[Cassie intends to change]
Lt. Harmon Rabb, Jr.: [to Pike] I'll wait outside.
Lt. Cassie 'Lobo' Puller: [sarcastically] Why? You never seen a naked sailor before?
[Cassie strips naked right in front of Rabb]
[watching Jay Leno talk about Lt. Arutti]
RAdm. Al Brovo: If Admiral Drake was smart, he's make this RIO more famous than Amelia Earhart.
Cmdr. Ted Lindsey: She's missing, sir.
RAdm. Al Brovo: Anyone tell FDR?
Cmdr. Ted Lindsey: Tell him what?
RAdm. Al Brovo: That Amelia Earhart is missing.
Cmdr. Ted Lindsey: Oh, she's not missing. Well, I guess she is missing, but that's not who I mean. I'm talking about Lt. Arutti, sir.
RAdm. Al Brovo: Who the hell is Lt. Arutti?
Cmdr. Ted Lindsey: The RIO that Jay Leno is talking about. She went missing last night at sea.
[after seeing Lieutenant Lobo naked]
Lt. Caitlin 'Kate' Pike: Did you see the muscles on her?
Lt. Harmon Rabb, Jr.: I wasn't looking at her muscles.
[Admiral Brovo is watching "The Tonight Show"]
Jay Leno: This just in. One of the Navy, uh, F-14 Tomcats shot down a couple of Serbian MiGs over Bosnia this afternoon. Listen to this, the Radar Intercept Officer in the Tomcat was a woman! Boy, you thought getting shot down by a woman in a bar was bad. Oh, my God!