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Aging Writer: Ah, the great Daniel Webster!

Daniel Webster: The drunk Mr. Hardy.

Aging Writer: Better drunk than a whore, I always say.

Daniel Webster: Better neither than both.

The Devil: Hmm. You know what they say. In order for one to succeed, another must fail.

Daniel Webster: Mr. Stone. Man of the hour. You're quite a success.

Jabez Stone: Thank you.

Daniel Webster: It wasn't meant as a compliment.

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Daniel Webster: And so it was that the chariot of the devil smote down Jensen. You see, Jensen was a loose end. And the devil doesn't like loose ends, if you know what I mean.

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