Oh no! It appears as if Satan isn't going to fill his soul quota this month! So of course, he turns himself into a tour guide and takes a bus-load of unsuspecting tourists on a ride down the highway to hell.
Satan's Ride on the Highway To Hell! All Aboard For Mayhem!!
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Now we know the people on the bus, and it's up to Satan to get their souls. Y'know, Dave, Indians lived here before the White Man slaughtered them. Now all that's left is the totem pole.
[thinks to himself
Hmm, I wonder if it would fit up my ass.