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Black Books (TV Series 2000–2004) Poster

(2000–2004)

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Bernard: [selling a book] Enjoy. It's dreadful, but it's quite short.

Bernard: Whores will have their trinkets.

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Bernard: Lies! Subterfuge! Seething Corruption!

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Bernard: [hangover] No Doctors! Doctors are Satanists! That's why they write Ambulance backwards.

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Bernard: I can feel pieces of my brain falling away like a wet cake.

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Bernard: I have spoken!

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Fran: Buy this!

Bernard: What is it?

Fran: It's a thing.

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Bernard: She remembers, and I'm not allowed to.

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Manny: What's the "L" for?

Bernard: Ludwig, you know, like Beethoven.

Manny: Beethoven? Why would your parents...

[Bernard gives him a stern look]

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