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Mr. Hell: Being red with pointy ears doesn't make me a devil, being a bastard does!

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Tough Cop: Shoot first, ask questions later. Maybe at the funeral.

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Mr. Hell: I'd like to introduce you to my lovely co-host, whose name I can't remember since I had sex with her and no longer care.

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Mr. Hell: It takes 9 months to make one episode of The Simpsons? We're doing a whole series in that time... but it's still good!

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Damien: Father I don't really see the point of trying to enroll in an all girls school

Mr. Hell: Are you sure you're my son?

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[Victorian lady detective accidentally exposed her ankle]

Man: [throwing rock at her] Ankle slut!

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[Serge has just finished his career as a porn star]

Serge: Come on Lucky, let's go get laid!

[Lucky squeaks]

Serge: Okay, okay give a guy time to adjust

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[after Serge tries to shoot Lucky's new girlfriend, Lucky shoves her out of the way but she gets run over by a truck in the road]

Serge: I know if I get a girlfriend you can kill her, okay?

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Mr. Hell: [doorbell rings] Oooooooh that must be the pizza boy!

[opens door while getting baseball bat ready]

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Mr. Hell: [seeing his half-devil half-angel son Damien at the door, he looks at the screen] It was a holiday thing.

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Mr. Hell: This show is the last in the series, unless they're showing them in the wrong order, in which case see you next week.

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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