Torture Me, Kiss Me (1970)

Count Henri de Prave revisits the French bistro where he played a small part in the downfall of the Nazis years earlier. He recounts the story of how the evil Nazi Commandant Max von ... See full summary »

Director:

David R. Friedberg

Stars:

Linda Boyce, Elaine Seagal, Frank MacIntosh

Cast

Credited cast:
Linda Boyce	...	Madelaine
Elaine Seagal	...	Pepi
Frank MacIntosh	...	Count Henri de Prave
Blaine Quincy	...	Max von Hildebrandt
Christine Cybelle	...	Ilsa Schneider
Wendy Wood	...	Marianne Duval
Nick Linkov	...	Lt. Jaeger (as Nick Dundas)
Alf Geisler	...	The Priest
Jan Saint	...	Erick the Torture Master
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Uta Erickson	...	Lesbian with banana

Storyline

Count Henri de Prave revisits the French bistro where he played a small part in the downfall of the Nazis years earlier. He recounts the story of how the evil Nazi Commandant Max von Hildebrandt, a friend of the Count, came to France with his sadistic ways and his ultimate downfall.

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Plot Keywords:

female nudity | sex

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Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Company Credits

Production Co:

Black Mercedes

Technical Specs

Runtime:

75 min

Color:

Black and White

Did You Know?

Quotes

Max von Hildebrandt: I've been made Commandant in France!

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Connections

Edited into Twisted Sex Vol. 23 (2007)

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Soundtracks

"The Merry Widow Waltz"
(uncredited)
Music by Franz Lehár

User Reviews

Messy World War II exploitation

Oh dear, how to say something intelligent about this ...movie. Some 25 years after World War II Count Henry de Prave looks back to what happened during that time in France. The story starts in 1943 when Colonel Max van Hildebrandt is made commandant in occupied France.

We see him celebrating that moment, naked women, his departure to France, naked women, a deaf and mute girl, naked women, him torturing a woman, naked women, the resistance, naked women, the end of the war and more naked women.

It doesn't make any sense at all. The acting is terrible. It doesn't have a fascinating story, so it is not a thriller. We learn nothing about World War II, so it is not a real war movie. There are no real sex scenes, so it is not pornography. The torture scene is extremely lame, so no Jesus Franco there. No this is just nothing. The director was never heard of again and the same goes for many of the actors. It all mounts up to a kind of Roger Corman flick, but at least he had a genuine love for movies. I doubt that when it comes to mister Friedberg. This is simply a Z-movie. But I have seen worse movies, so I rate it a 2 out of 10.