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[Cindy gives Elizabeth an aromatherapy candle as a gift]

Elizabeth Marks: This is so sweet of you.

Cindy, Elizabeth's Agent: Nah, I'm re-gifting. It has self-esteem and tranquility.

Elizabeth Marks: I'm so happy for it.

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Michelle Marks: Hi. I'd like to apply for the job.

Jordan: [laughs] No way.

Michelle Marks: Why not?

Jordan: You look like my mom.

Michelle Marks: [pause] If I haven't developed pictures before, will somebody train me?

Jordan: I will.

Michelle Marks: Don't look at me like that. You just said I look like your mom.

Jordan: My mom's cute.

Michelle Marks: [pause] Can I have this job or not? Who do I have to talk to?

Jordan: My dad owns this place. Aren't you going to give me a smile or something?

[pause]

Jordan: If I'm gonna give you the job...

[Michelle smiles halfheartedly]

Jordan: You're hired.

Michelle Marks: Thanks.

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Teenage Boy: [entering photo store] Hey, Splooge! Splooge! The pictures ready yet? You probably splooged all over them, didn't you? You like the one of Jennifer topless, don't you?

Jordan: Yeah, was that before or after her boob job?

Teenage Boy: Oh! Real perceptive for "cock boy."

Jordan: Fuck you.

Teenage Boy: Oh! One hour photo boy said "fuck you!"

Jordan: Yeah, well some of us have to work, dickwad!

Other Teenage Boy: Work? Does that include splooging all over pictures of my girlfriend?

Jordan: I didn't look at them. I didn't splooge on them. I hate you.

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Jordan: Do you have alot of friends?

Michelle Marks: No, actually I think people are too self-involved.

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Elizabeth Marks: How's Bill?

Michelle Marks: I don't know why he even married me.

Elizabeth Marks: You were pregnate

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Bartender: I need to see some ID.

Michelle Marks: Oh, he's 22, I'll vouch for him.

Bartender: [to Jordan] When were you born?

Jordan: Uh... 1947.

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Kevin McCabe: Are you one of those actresses who don't eat?

Elizabeth Marks: I never eat. Ever. In fact, I'm dead.

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Michelle Marks: Elizabeth is hysterical!

Annie Marks: Are you gonna drink that?

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