Lovely & Amazing (2001)
[Cindy gives Elizabeth an aromatherapy candle as a gift]
Elizabeth Marks: This is so sweet of you.
Cindy, Elizabeth's Agent: Nah, I'm re-gifting. It has self-esteem and tranquility.
Elizabeth Marks: I'm so happy for it.
Michelle Marks: Hi. I'd like to apply for the job.
Jordan: [laughs] No way.
Michelle Marks: Why not?
Jordan: You look like my mom.
Michelle Marks: [pause] If I haven't developed pictures before, will somebody train me?
Jordan: I will.
Michelle Marks: Don't look at me like that. You just said I look like your mom.
Jordan: My mom's cute.
Michelle Marks: [pause] Can I have this job or not? Who do I have to talk to?
Jordan: My dad owns this place. Aren't you going to give me a smile or something?
Jordan: If I'm gonna give you the job...
[Michelle smiles halfheartedly]
Jordan: You're hired.
Michelle Marks: Thanks.
Teenage Boy: [entering photo store] Hey, Splooge! Splooge! The pictures ready yet? You probably splooged all over them, didn't you? You like the one of Jennifer topless, don't you?
Jordan: Yeah, was that before or after her boob job?
Teenage Boy: Oh! Real perceptive for "cock boy."
Jordan: Fuck you.
Teenage Boy: Oh! One hour photo boy said "fuck you!"
Jordan: Yeah, well some of us have to work, dickwad!
Other Teenage Boy: Work? Does that include splooging all over pictures of my girlfriend?
Jordan: I didn't look at them. I didn't splooge on them. I hate you.
Jordan: Do you have alot of friends?
Michelle Marks: No, actually I think people are too self-involved.
Elizabeth Marks: How's Bill?
Michelle Marks: I don't know why he even married me.
Elizabeth Marks: You were pregnate
Bartender: I need to see some ID.
Michelle Marks: Oh, he's 22, I'll vouch for him.
Bartender: [to Jordan] When were you born?
Jordan: Uh... 1947.
Kevin McCabe: Are you one of those actresses who don't eat?
Elizabeth Marks: I never eat. Ever. In fact, I'm dead.