So let old Doug get this straight. You get a free pass from your girlfriend to nail the hottest chick on the planet, and what does Jerry O'Keefe do? Jerry O'Keefe says "To hell with it! Right? I work out everyday, I got a square jaw, I got all my hair. I'm not some 34-year-old fat ass with two kids and an ex-wife who's sleeping with a hunky contractor in Pennsylvania!"
That's weird, Doug, cos your ex-wife is also sleeping with a contractor.