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The Curse of the Jade Scorpion (2001) Poster

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C.W.: I hate her just like I hate that German Chancellor with the moustache.

C.W.: I found the Picasso. It wasn't easy. I was looking for a woman with a guitar and it was all cubes. It took me two hours to find her nose.

Chris: You know, there's a word for people who think everyone is conspiring against them.

C.W.: I know, perceptive.

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C.W.: A lot of women have passed through this apartment. I can't say they were all winners, but...

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C.W.: It's a match made in heaven... by a retarded angel.

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Betty Ann: You don't have a kosher bone in your body.

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C.W.: They all look the same upside down.

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Betty Ann: You're searching my desk!

C.W.: I wasn't searching I was rummaging.

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Jill: Gosh, all this passion in a lousy insurance office!

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C.W. Briggs: They say, I always get my man.

Laura Kensington: Me too.

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C.W.: You have a nicely shaped buttocks.

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Betty Ann: You wormy little ferret!

C.W.: Now you're mixing metaphors.

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C.W.: I may be a scummy vermin but I'm an honest scummy vermin.

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C.W.: You snore like a grizzly bear with a sinus condition.

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C.W.: My clergyman - who happens to be wanted for pederasty - will vouch for me.

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C.W.: The house is messy. If I knew you were coming I'd have rearranged the dirt.

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C.W.: Hide in the bedroom.

Betty Ann: Can I sit down in there or will I catch something?

C.W.: Germs can't live in your blood - it's too cold.

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Chris: Many a man has gone to the gallows on circumstantial evidence.

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Betty Ann: Who do you think I am, a peroxide little secretary with her brains in her sweater and whose ass you pinch?

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Betty Ann: You hate any woman that doesn't have a double digit IQ.

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C.W.: Never trust a woman who whistles for her own cab.

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Betty Ann: Sorry I'm late.

Betty Ann: No problem. It's only an hour and 15 minutes.

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C.W.: Are you divorced or widowed? Did your husband commit suicide? I could understand that.

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C.W.: I can't stand her.

Betty Ann: Don't pay attention to him. He's a sleazy little megalomaniac who's afraid of women.

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C.W.: If you've got a cold, someone's got to rub your chest down with Vick's.

Jill: If anyone rubs my chest down they'd better bring a ring.

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Laura Kensington: You have a fresh mouth. I don't think I like it.

C.W.: I tend to grow on people. We could meet later and I could grow on you.

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Laura Kensington: I have a strawberry birthmark on my thigh. Want to see it?

C.W. Briggs: Sure, when can I take the full tour?

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C.W.: We'll have lunch. I know a great restaurant you'll love. Gestapo food.

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C.W.: Don't work too late. The bags under your eyes are getting bigger.

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C.W.: There's a deck of cards with naked women on it.

Laura Kensington: Let me guess, you use it to play solitaire.

C.W.: I used to date the six of spades.

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C.W.: Are you going to take your coat off? It hasn't rained in this apartment in 20 years.

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Laura Kensington: I'll slip into something a little bit more comfortable. Wait for me in bed.

C.W.: More comfortable than that? What are you gonna put on, Jergens lotion?

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Betty Ann: So what, you always get your kicks fondling women's shoes?

C.W. Briggs: Once in a while I'll fondle a whole woman...

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C.W.: The New York City Police want to give me a lifetime achievement award.

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