Amber Newman: Sarah Newman
Quotes
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Sarah Newman : That was fast. Have broomstick, will travel?
Jamie Cyrus : Only on Halloween, and just because of tradition. Gives me the worst rash.
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Sarah Newman : What kind of apprenticeship is this, exactly? The ad wasn't very clear.
Jamie Cyrus : Oh, I'm sorry. An apprentice for a sorceress.
Sarah Newman : I see. And that would make me...?
Jamie Cyrus : Like Mickey Mouse in Fantasia.
Sarah Newman : Oh, whoa, look at the time!
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[after allowing their mysterious new neighbor, George Daniels, to make a phone call, Sarah and Jamie go into the kitchen]
Sarah Newman : I saw him first!
Jamie Cyrus : We saw him at the same time. Are you sure you want to go up against me?
Sarah Newman : Name the time, place, and challenge.
Jamie Cyrus : Okay. I win, you leave. You win, I leave.
Sarah Newman : Win what?
Jamie Cyrus : [referring to George] Him.
Sarah Newman : First one to bed him?
Jamie Cyrus : No, the first one he falls in love with.
Sarah Newman : Love? Fine... agreed.
Jamie Cyrus : And neither one of us can cast any spells on him to make that happen.
Sarah Newman : Oh, come on! We're witches! Isn't this supposed to prove who's the better witch?
Jamie Cyrus : Yes, and this will force us both to be a little bit more creative. A witch that has to rely on magic to get a man... is one lazy witch. So, this will be good practice for the two of us.
Sarah Newman : Fine, it's a deal. But, one night in the sack with me, he will be in love. I guarantee it!
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[Jamie is brushing a feather over an effigy of Sarah, in the form of a gingerbread cookie, making Sarah ticklish while having sex with her boyfriend. Afterwards, Sarah storms into the kitchen]
Sarah Newman : What the hell did you do that for?
Jamie Cyrus : [Holding the feather and cookie behind her back] Do what? I'm sorry; you were using your powers for selfish and damaging reasons. You needed to be taught a lesson.
Sarah Newman : Michael came to me on his own; that was his choice.
Jamie Cyrus : I'm sure you didn't cast a spell and bring him back to you.
Sarah Newman : No, I used my natural womanly ways... and a slight mental image suggestion...
Jamie Cyrus : Good witches should not misuse their powers! It's too dangerous!
Sarah Newman : Look, you've taught me well... but I'm a big witch now. I can handle my own affairs.
Jamie Cyrus : Not well enough. You still have three years left of the Sorcerer's Apprentice program.
Sarah Newman : Maybe I don't want three years! Maybe... maybe I want to go out on my own.
Jamie Cyrus : I don't think this town is big enough for two witches.
Sarah Newman : I think you're right. So when would you be leaving?
Jamie Cyrus : About a hundred years after you.
Sarah Newman : Jamie, I'm more powerful than you think. Don't go up against me.
Jamie Cyrus : Is that a threat?
Sarah Newman : That's a promise.
