Gladiator Eroticvs: The Lesbian Warriors (2001) (V)

Director:

John Bacchus

Writers:

John Bacchus
Joe Ned

Release Date:

3 January 2001 (USA)

Genre:

Action | Adventure | Comedy | Fantasy

Tagline:

The Games - The Glory - The Girls

Plot Keywords:

Ancient Rome | Erotica | Female Nudity | Lesbian Sex | Battle

Cast

Darian Caine	...	Eroticus
Misty Mundae	...	Clitoris
Jade Duboir	...	Orgasmus
John Paul Fedele	...	Dickus Minimus (as John P. Fedele)
Debbie Rochon	...	Slave Master Fellatio
Ashley Heart	...	Lesbian Roman / Barbarian (as Marilyn Lamour)
Heidi Christine	...	Lesbian Roman
Victoria Vega	...	Lesbian Trident Gladiator
Katie Jordan	...	Lesbian Axe Gladiator
A.J. Khan	...	Lesbian Spear Gladiator
Ruby Larocca	...	Clitoris' Wench (as Esmerelda Dellaroca)
Lilly Tiger	...	Horny Seamstress
Jeffrey Faoro	...	Gluteus Maximus (as Jeff Faoro)
Michael Raso	...	Senator Titus Lickus
John Link	...	Senator Crackus
Joseph Anthony	...	Barbarian
Skippy D	...	Barbarian
Bill Hahner	...	Roman / Barbarian
Boomer Davis	...	Barbarian
Rhath Morinho	...	Barbarian
Randy Bernhardt	...	Warrior
W.C. Ponder	...	Raptor wrangler
Raymond Lilienthal	...	Warrior
Russell A. Boop	...	Warrior
Eric Magnusson	...	Roman
Bennie Stain	...	Vomiting Roman
Mike Watt	...	Roman / Barbarian
Justin Wingenfeld	...	Roman / Barbarian
Don Mike	...	Roman / Barbarian
William Hellfire	...	Roman / Barbarian (as Bill Hellfire)
Howard Glass	...	Warrior
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
John Bacchus	...	(uncredited)

Directed by
John Bacchus

Writing credits (in alphabetical order)
John Bacchus
Joe Ned

Produced by
Joe Ned	....	line producer
Michael Raso	....	producer (as Michael Beckerman)

Original Music by
Grisly Labs

Cinematography by
Richard Yankin

Film Editing by
George Freeway

Casting by
Stuart Young

Sound Department
William Hellfire	....	sound (as Bill Hellfire)
Don Mike	....	sound

Special Effects by
Elton Fortunado	....	special effects

Camera and Electrical Department
Jeffrey Faoro	....	still photographer (as Jeff Faoro)
Bill Hahner	....	key grip
Duane Polcou	....	still photographer
Mike Watt	....	best boy

Other crew
Skippy D	....	location manager
Boomer Davis	....	location manager
John Paul Fedele	....	production assistant (as Giorgy Benaskovich)
Bob Gonzo	....	location manager
Eric Magnusson	....	location manager
Justin Wingenfeld	....	caterer

Thanks
Cindy Wright	....	special thanks
Rick Wright	....	special thanks

Production Companies

• E.I. Independent Cinema
• Fantasy Bride Productions

Distributors

• Seduction Cinema (USA) (DVD)
• Seduction Cinema (USA) (VHS)
• Seduction Cinema (USA) (laserdisc)
• Third Millennium (UK)
• Ventura Distribution (2001) (USA) (DVD)
• Ventura Distribution (2001) (USA) (VHS)
• Ventura International (2004) (Canada) (DVD)

Other Companies

• Shadowplay Enterprises  casting

Also Known As:

Runtime:

91 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Certification:

UK:18 | USA:Not Rated

Company:

E.I. Independent Cinema

Movie Connections:

Featured in Girl Seduction (2003) (V)

The other reviewers are far too kind

Why do we watch skin-flick movies ? I would have thought that the obvious answer was to see women having sex, but the other IMDb reviewers for this movie seem more interested in the plot, the parody and the puns.

This is an AWFUL pile of manure. For a start, if you bought this hoping to see Misty Mundae in action, then consider yourself royally rogered and ripped off. She only makes brief (but charming) appearances until the very end of the film. Finally, finally she joins in the fun when the movie has well and truly run out of steam.

She's the only performer with the slightest clue how to act properly, and her lack of screen time is an indictment on the producers.

Going back to my original question of why we watch this type of thing, in addition to what we WANT to see, I can firmly state what we DON'T want to see. Here's a list I prepared earlier !

1. Close-ups of an ugly old man with bad teeth giving long monologues

2. Dozens of ugly men (presumably they are meant to be ugly) given lots of screen time.

3. And the worst of all - sudden, gratuitous and graphic vomiting sessions.

Additionally, the audio on this movie is terrible. My brand new VHS tape had bad audio like it was 20 years old and played a thousand times. This movie may have some originality and a couple of clever moments, but there's no way underpowered audio could be deliberate, and that's a sure sign it was done by amateurs.

The editing is strange, but I'm not enough of an expert to work out whether it was deliberately uneven and quirky or whether they just gave the job to the lowest bidder.

Being a tame soft-core movie, there are no naked men, and there are no special close ups of the "gladiators" that one might normally expect in an "adult" movie.

So who might this appeal to ? Horny 12 year old boys would be my best guess - they might appreciate the juvenile humour and overlook the amateur production values. They would also be more forgiving of the fake breasts and flabby thighs on some of the actresses. The only other possibility would be Misty Mundae fans who simply must own everything she appears in. She DOES look gorgeous in the Roman clothing.

Normal people looking for sexy entertainment, however, should avoid this like the black death.