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Can't Smeg Won't Smeg (1998)

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20th century television chef Ainsley Harriott beams himself aboard the space vessel Starbug in order to test the crew's culinary skills.

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20th century television chef Ainsley Harriott beams himself aboard the space vessel Starbug in order to test the crew's culinary skills.

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Originally broadcast as part of "Red Dwarf Night" on Saturday 14 February 1998, a tenth-anniversary celebration of Red Dwarf (1988), and is available on the Series 4 DVD. See more »

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Kryten: This is Mr. Harriot, sir.
Lister: I bet you got ribbed about that at school?
Ainsley Harriott: Ribbed about what?
Lister: You know having the initials AH. It's funny isn't it, AH?
Ainsley Harriott: What are you going on about?
Kryten: I think what Mr. Lister is getting at is that the initals AH are internationally known as the abbreviation for "Asshole". Ass Hole, AH, Asshole.
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the recipe works
14 January 2003 | by (Austin TX) – See all my reviews

This is not only a fun Red Dwarf bit, but a useful one too!

I have used the recipe quite a few times, and it is good! Word of warning though, don't try to cook while watching it (and who can cook when you are laughing?). Get the ingredients and instructions down on paper first.


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