Claymation Comedy of Horrors Show (1991 TV Short)
[Wilshire, Sheldon and Vince are testing a carnival-type ride.]
Vince: Wilshire, are you sure this thing is safe?
Wilshire Pig: Vince, we lugged everything out to the middle of this god-forsaken forest and you get cold feet?
[Wilshire is trying to be coy in sneaking into the lab.]
Wilshire Pig (sounding out word): Is there a laBOREatory around here?
Greeter: Oh...of course, just down the hall to the right!
[Wilshire and Sheldon end up in the bathroom.]
Wilshire Pig: LAVATORY...I hate homonyms!
[Sheldon has a map inprinted on his tongue; meanwhile the guys had just escaped from another situation.]
Wilshire Pig: All right, all right, I've had just about enough of this!
Sheldon Snail: You mean...we can go?
Wilshire Pig: Well sure you can go...but your tongue stays here, you get me?
Dead Comedian: Every day, in every way, I'm getting deader and I'm getting deader. Oh sure, I know it's tough to soar with eagles when you're being eaten by maggots...
[Wilshire is trying to coax the frightened Sheldon Snail out of his shell.]
Wilshire Pig: Come on, you gutless gastropod!