All the Queen's Men (2001)
Franz: Don't insult my friend, he is be-sexual, right?
[Frans is German]
Tony Parker: Right. I have sex with bees.
Franz: I never understand why you go around with queens.
Tony Parker: Well, they're bigger than bees.
Secretary: He entered the Reichskanzlei and almost captured Goering. He almost got hold of the plans for the V2.
Aitken: Yes, I've heard him referred to as "Special Agent Almost".
Tony Parker: Well, actually, I'm a bisexual lesbian in a man's body... but it's more complicated than that.
Franz: [hugging Tony on bed] I learned to adapt. I even have sex with women.
Tony Parker: Women? How many women?
Franz: 10 or 12.
Tony Parker: [stops hugging] 10 or 12?
Franz: I had to make it convincing. It's been seven years.
Tony Parker: Eight is convincing, 12 is enjoying it.
Franz: I was thinking of you every time.
Tony Parker: Oh, yes, how did you ever stop from shouting my name?
Johnno: [upon seeing O'Rourke walk into the room, covered in mud and sewage] Holy moly.
Tony Parker: I didn't know we had to DRESS for dinner.