All the Queen's Men (2001)
Secretary: He entered the Reichskanzlei and almost captured Goering. He almost got hold of the plans for the V2.
Aitken: Yes, I've heard him referred to as "Special Agent Almost".
Franz: [hugging Tony on bed] I learned to adapt. I even have sex with women.
Tony Parker: Women? How many women?
Franz: 10 or 12.
Tony Parker: [stops hugging] 10 or 12?
Franz: I had to make it convincing. It's been seven years.
Tony Parker: Eight is convincing, 12 is enjoying it.
Franz: I was thinking of you every time.
Tony Parker: Oh, yes, how did you ever stop from shouting my name?
[In the club for men "leaning to starboard" - i.e. a gay club - where the team first meets Tony Parker]
Tony Parker: [Referring to Mr Johnson being plied with drinks and cigarettes by other patrons] He seems very at home...
Aitken: He went to Eton.
Tony Parker: Well, actually, I'm a bisexual lesbian in a man's body... but it's more complicated than that.
Johnno: [upon seeing O'Rourke walk into the room, covered in mud and sewage] Holy moly.
Tony Parker: I didn't know we had to DRESS for dinner.