Maid in Manhattan (2002)

Amy Sedaris: Rachel Hoffberg

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Quotes 

• Caroline Lane : What do you think? Dolce coat, Gucci pants or Ralph Lauren skirt, Manolo pumps?

  Rachel Hoffberg : Ooh, they're both divine! Let's see. How about the pants, open sandals, see-through blouse, colored-bra and I'd carry the Dolce coat for effect.

  Caroline Lane : Maria?

  Rachel Hoffberg : She barely speaks English.

  [Marisa mutters something in Spanish under her breath] 

  Rachel Hoffberg : What?

  Marisa Ventura : Excuse me?

  Caroline Lane : Maria, what do you think?

  Marisa Ventura : What about the beaded skirt with that beige crocheted halter you have hanging in the closet? You know, casual sexy. No stockings. Definitely eighty six the coat. It sends the wrong message. Looks like you're going someplace.

  [looking at Rachel who is wearing a see-through blouse and colored-bra] 

  Marisa Ventura : Besides, that whole see-through blouse, colored-bra thing... reads a little, you know, desperate, older gal, trying too hard. Don't you think? Yeah, you want to make him work for it.

  Rachel Hoffberg : Who does she think she is, to talk to me like that?

  Caroline Lane : Thank you, Maria. I have two words for you Rachel Hoffberg: Eric who?

  Marisa Ventura : [accidentally deliberately whips Rachel with the bedspread]  Excuse me. Sorry.

• Caroline Lane : [to Marisa]  You are so good. Thank God! You should be a personal assistant.

  Rachel Hoffberg : She's a maid.

  Caroline Lane : So are they, with better titles.

• Caroline Lane : A Harry Winston wreath?

  Marisa Ventura : Morning.

  Rachel Hoffberg : Isn't that that maid?