The Tony Blair Witch Project (2000)

User Rating:

1.8/10   

Director:

Mike A. Martinez

Writers:

Mike A. Martinez (writer)
Alan Smithee (writer)

Genre:

Comedy

Tagline:

The most important documentary... ever.

Plot:

Told in Documentary form, the film depicts a group of five British film critics and politicians who...

Plot Keywords:

Blair Witch Project Spoof | Spoof | Forest | Fake Documentary | Map

Cast

Tim Jahn	...	Alexander Walker
C. Alan Ploegsma	...	Calan Fairbrain (as Christopher Alan Ploegsma)
Dominic Fantazzi	...	Nigel Thornberry
Greg S. Campbell	...	Gregory Wallin
Chris Bernt	...	Prof. Monroe
Kenton Henry	...	Hick
David Wood	...	Hick
Isaac Paris	...	Smarmy interviewee
George N. Thompson	...	Hick
Raymond L. Martinez	...	Hick with shades
Brian Klapstein	...	Hick
Anthony Fork	...	Store clerk
Shawn Francheck	...	Flippant interviewee
Christy Sandberg	...	GNC store clerk
Shannon R. Anderson	...	Murchison (video store clerk)

Runtime:

70 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1

Certification:

USA:Unrated

Filming Locations:

Fairbanks, Alaska, USA

Company:

Scythe Productions

Goofs:

Continuity: Clothing and hair length/color on various characters changes between scenes which supposedly occur the same day.

Movie Connections:

References The Blair Witch Project (1999)

window-breakin' fun; makes me wanna $hit in the woods!

well, it didn't make me as nauseous as the original:)

a group of film makers venture into the grenn inferno of West Virginia to shoot a documentary-they never come back.

how many sickening scenes of window breaking and underage drinking can you stand?

this Blair Witch/Cannibal Holocaust rip off, directed by Alaskan mad man Mike Martinez is, although maybe a bit overlong, hilarious and much more entertaining than the original Blair Witch.

i guess Mike and his buddies were sitting around in their igloo trying to think of something that sounded like "The Blair Witch Project" and the first thing they thought of was "The Tony Blair Witch Project." for those of you who don't know (like me ) Ton Blair is the prime minister of England (i think) and he along with some chums travel to the states to capture the tony blair witch on tape. they don't of course, but the pay off is pretty damn good. after running aound in an abandoned house for like 45 minutes, the group are ambushed by rednecks, in a cross between Deleverance, Nightmare City, and Cannibal Holocaust.

a fun piece of trash, and Martinez shows promise as a director.