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Gypsy 83 (2001) Poster

(2001)

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Gypsy: [to Clive] I want the world to hear my voice, you know. I want them to write my lyrics on their AOL profiles just like they do Stevie. And when my CD comes out, I want all these assholes to line up at the fucking mall and kiss my ass one sound-scan at a time.

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Woman: Excuese me. May I ask you a question? Do you think it's appropriate to dance in a graveyard?

Clive: Don't you think that we should dance while we can?

Woman: I think you should have more respect for the dead and especially for yourself.

Gypsy: Excuse me?

Woman: I didn't want to mention this, but you could be a very pretty girl, but that

[points at Gypsy's cleavage bearing ensemble]

Woman: would be inappropriate for any young lady. Especially for someone your size.

Gypsy: Look, Granny, I am a pretty girl, ok? Big is beautiful. Haven't you heard? And for the record, I don't give a flying fuck or a rolling rimjob what you or anyone else thinks of me. You're dismissed.

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Clive: I don't think I ever want to have sex.

Gypsy: Mm-hmm

Clive: I'm serious.

Gypsy: Ok.

Clive: I just want someone to kiss, with big, soft, delicious lips. He'd have to smother me in old-school romance. I mean, candles and incense, Moët and Chandon, but only in a deserted castle in the south of France.

Gypsy: [releases pent-up laughter] Oh my god. You are so much more of a girl than I am.

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Clive: Sex just seems so... messy.

Gypsy: Oh, no, no. Sex can be awesome. Not that I would remember, but...

Clive: Maybe you and I should try.

Gypsy: Yeah, well, I think I'm past my wayward-sex fag-hag test-fuck phase... but thanks for the offer. It's just "been there, done that."

Clive: At least I'd know for sure.

Gypsy: Honey, you're a queer, with a capital "Q."

Clive: Ok, you know what? Some of us don't care to be defined by our sexuality.

Gypsy: Ok, sorry. Can I ask you a question?

Clive: What?

Gypsy: Are you gay?

Clive: Yes! But I don't have anything in common with those people. I mean, like I give a rat's ass about Judy Garland or... Stonewall!

[Gypsy laughs]

Clive: Being queer is a very small part of me.

Gypsy: Yeah, whatever.

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