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[Mike just found cigarettes]
You fuck! I thought you said we were fucking out! You fucking fuck! I oughta fucking kill you, you fuck!
Man, you cuss like Joe Pesci in "Good Fellas."
Shut the fuck up, you fuck...
[close up of Heather's face]
I am SO sorry for everything that's happened...
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The second worst film ever made. Spoofs practically write themselves so even a monkey would manage to include at least one minor chuckle over the eternity that this film lasts. This, however, is a guaranteed laugh free zone. A big, fat, hairy, mess made by a collection of talentless, failed, drunken, pretentious drama students.
That said, rarely has a film had such an emotional impact on me. Whilst watching I experienced everything from hatred/anger/fury through despair/depression and all the way to wanting to kill everyone involved and set myself on fire.
Do not watch this film. I'm not joking. It has nothing to offer.
I can only imagine that the day this was made a lot of villages were missing an idiot.
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