When jobless Tommy Collins discovers that sequestered jurors earn free room and board as well as $5-a-day, he gets himself assigned to a jury in a murder trial. Once there, he does ... See full summary »
A rather dull minded bank robber suddenly suffers from a change of heart and decides to give the money back. However, he then learns that getting the money back into the bank is much more difficult than taking it out.
A guy called Eric owns a huge house and some greedy people want to build a mall over it. So they get someone to burn down his house. Eric is badly burned but not dead, and a year later the ... See full summary »
Pauly Sherman, son of wealthy businessman Edward Sherman, is a freeloader going nowhere. One day, his dad brings home Dawn Delaney, a sexy blonde that looks just a few years older than ... See full summary »
William Morgan has, like most men, had terrible luck in the dating world of Los Angeles. After a terrible, last ditch effort "speed dating" experience - he decides that becoming gay might ... See full summary »
[Mike just found cigarettes]
You fuck! I thought you said we were fucking out! You fucking fuck! I oughta fucking kill you, you fuck!
Man, you cuss like Joe Pesci in "Good Fellas."
Shut the fuck up, you fuck...
[close up of Heather's face]
I am SO sorry for everything that's happened...
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This movie made me want to write a haiku about it:
"An awful movie
torturing me to the end
very few laughs here!"
There is only one segment about this movie that I thought was truly funny (The Willie Witch Project), and unfortunately, you have to sit through most of the movie to see it. Having sharp pieces of bamboo inserted under my fingernails seemed more preferable.
Please avoid this movie and save your sanity!
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