Cindy: Woah. He does not look like a good guy.
Fred the Fairy Godbrother: Of course not, he's the Wedding Warlock.
[Dark music plays]
Cindy: The Wedding Warlock.
[Dark music plays]
Fred the Fairy Godbrother: Yeah, didn't you hear me?
Cindy: Yeah. I just wanted to see if the music would play when i said...
Cindy, Fred the Fairy Godbrother: Wedding Warlock!
[Dark music plays]
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Fairy Godmother: Look at you. You've been sleeping by the fireplace again, haven't you.
Queen Cinderella: I don't ever want to forget who I am.
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Fred the Fairy Godbrother: I've gotta help Cindy, but I've run out of ideas! I wish I had the answer.
[sees well]
Fred the Fairy Godbrother: Oh, a wishing well, how convient. I wish for a ham and bologna sandwich.
Wishing Well: I wish for a ham sandwich.
Fred the Fairy Godbrother: Hmm, no bologna, but great accustics. Freduardo F. G. Bartholomew is the greatest fairy godbrother in all the land!
Wishing Well: Bologna.
Fred the Fairy Godbrother: I wish for a wishing well that wasn't so judgemental!
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King Gregory: I would give up my crown if you agree to be my bride on this day.
The Priest: Do you take her and do you take him?
Queen Cinderella, King Gregory: We do.
The Priest: Then by the power veseted in me I pronouce you man and wife. Excelsior!
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Gavin: Cindy... um... as you know there's a royal masquerade ball this Friday...
Cindy: I know, it's a... it's at the castle.
Gavin: Right, of course you know. You might not want to be seen with me but...
Cindy: Well, I'm standing with you now, aren't I?
Gavin: Right, but would you want to be standing by me at the... no, of course you wouldn't...
Cindy: I wouldn't?
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Gavin: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Dimitri: Oh, so that's what they told your mother when you were born.
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Dimitri: [Enters wearing cape] Fear not fair princess, I am here to rescue you from those who have to actually work for a living. Consider me your blue eyed knight in shining...
Gavin: Velvet
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Cindy: [Leaving a message for Fred in a frantic, rushed voice] Fred, Cindy here. I'm in the middle of the biggest romatic crisis of my young life and my entire existence depends on you returning my call!
[pauses for breath]
Cindy: Bye.
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Fred the Fairy Godbrother: [after a spell fails] Hmm, batteries must be dead.
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