Percy throws a dart through Kevin's skull, causing Kevin to show emotion for once; the hypersensitive Kevin then decides to take a trip to Los Angeles.
Kevin falls for a girl at the arcade while they compete for the top score on Runaway Ninja, a game in which you try to fit in as a misunderstood ninja.
Kevin, Percy, and Mum are each interrogated by detectives as they recount how they ended up in a bizarre scenario involving a cockfight, Canada geese, several illegal panda bears, and one angry Santa Claus.