L.A.P.D.: To Protect and to Serve (2001)

Director:

Ed Anders

Writers:

Gene Goldsman (story), John Meyer (story),

Stars:

Michael Madsen, Marc Singer, Dennis Hopper

1 nomination.

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Michael Madsen	...	Lt. Alexander
Marc Singer	...	Sam Steele
Dennis Hopper	...	Captain Elsworth
Wayne Crawford	...	Sgt. Sextram
Charles Durning	...	Stuart Steele
Steve Bacic	...	Richard Wade
Kiara Hunter	...	Kimberly
Michael Roberds	...	Bud Meyerling
Carolyn Dunn	...	Gillis
John Novak	...	Kirby
Brenda James	...	Morten
David Palffy	...	Falco
Deryl Hayes	...	Holsten
Brenda Campbell	...	Tracy Wade
Ron Small	...	Corman

Storyline

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Taglines:

LA's finest have crossed the line between Cop and Criminal...

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Genres:

Crime | Drama | Action

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for strong violence and sexuality, language and drug use

Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

9 October 2001 (USA)

Also Known As:

LAPD Conspiracy

Filming Locations:

Coquitlam, British Columbia, Canada

Company Credits

Production Co:

Fries Film Group, Maurice Smith Productions, Rock Entertainment, The

Technical Specs

Runtime:

94 min

Sound Mix:

Dolby

Color:

Color

Did You Know?

Goofs

In the opening shoot-out, there's a sign for "Lotto 6/49," a Canadian lottery, however the movie is based in Los Angeles.

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Connections

Features Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders (1990)

User Reviews

Revenge of the tiny shirts...

Rent this film...now! This is ineptness at its most sublime, a turd of a straight-to-video flick that is so bad you'll swear the filmmakers tried to make it as crappy as possible. The box cover shows Dennis Hopper (who is in the "film" for about 5 minutes...he must have needed some money...bad) and Michael Madsen (who wears a police shirt far too small for him...I guess they couldn't afford a plus-size cop shirt from the local surplus) and completely ignores the two lead actors. There's some plotline about corrupt cops and such but who cares? Just sit back and laugh at: The big old fat dude getting "hit" in the face with the stock of a shotgun (despite the fact that the gun is about ten feet away from the guy), the old homeless dude getting hit by a car while "sad" music plays on the soundtrack (isn't there a better way to kill someone?), Michael Madsen swinging his arms around rapidly whenever he talks (you know when someone tucks their arms behind their back and someone behind them does overdone hand motions trying to simulate the movements of their arms? That's what this looks like to the tenth degree) and finally (and this is the best part!) the police officer having the wildest orgasms ever (I swear this guy overdoes his orgasms more than any porn actress I've ever seen...I mean the way the guy's face contorts and distorts he looks like someone's knifing him in the back...and all this while his lover just sits there...seemingly bored).

Anycrap, if you love bad films see this one. It'll be some of the best fun you've ever had in your short life.