Daria in 'Is It Fall Yet?' (2000 TV Movie)

Tracy Grandstaff: Daria Morgendorffer

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Quotes 

• Quinn Morgendorffer : So David was right. I *am* superficial.

  Daria Morgendorffer : At least you know your strengths.

  [notices the sad look on Quinn's face] 

  Daria Morgendorffer : He really called you that?

  Quinn Morgendorffer : He said he only dates girls with "depth."

  Daria Morgendorffer : How did it even come up?

  [Quinn doesn't answer] 

  Daria Morgendorffer : Oh, boy. You asked *him* out?

  [Quinn starts crying] 

  Daria Morgendorffer : Quinn, you're... um... not as superficial as you act. I'm sure you just feel obliged to stress the moronic aspects of your personality so you'll fit in better with the fashion drones. Like a mask you wear 'cause you think they wouldn't like the real you.

  Quinn Morgendorffer : You mean sort of the way you keep people away by being really unfriendly and stuff?

  Daria Morgendorffer : Hey, we're talking about you here.

• Trent : [singing]  Betryal, yeah, stabbed in the back. Betrayal, yeah, I'm stretched on the rack. Betryal, yeah, thrown outa the... thrown outa the...

  Daria Morgendorffer : Pack?

  Trent : [singing]  thrown outa the pack. Betrayal, betrayal. Yeah, betrayal, betrayal, yeah...

• Mr. DeMartino : Why couldn't I have been born during an influenza epidemic? Or at the base of a volcano? Why did I survive, grow tall and strong, only to squander all my potential by becoming a teacher?

  Daria Morgendorffer : ...When he would've made such a wonderful motivational speaker.

• David Sorenson : Hi, I'm David Sorenson! Are you Quinn?

  Daria Morgendorffer : I don't know, is this the ninth circle of hell?

  David Sorenson : "The Divine Comedy."

  Daria Morgendorffer : Wait, you know that? OK, who are you and what do want with Quinn?

  David Sorenson : I'm here to tutor her.

  Daria Morgendorffer : Seriously.

• Daria Morgendorffer : I have something to tell you two. Tom's not my brother.

  Kevin Thompson : A-ha!

  Daria Morgendorffer : He is the mad scientist who built me. He has to hang around in case my internal organs fall out.

• Daria Morgendorffer : [after talking to her sister]  That's it. Must... contact... intelligent... life...

• Jane Lane : Some day the curators will look back on these and say they're from my 'art colonies suck' period.

  Daria Morgendorffer : [sceptical]  "Curators"?

  Jane Lane : Criminologists?

• Daria Morgendorffer : Life sucks no matter where you are so don't be fooled by location changes.

• Link : How can you stand this place?

  Daria Morgendorffer : Um, 'cause I'm one of the guards instead of the prisoners?

• Daria Morgendorffer : You didn't make any friends at that art colony, did you?

  Jane Lane : Nope. Well, except this one girl... until she got fresh.

  Daria Morgendorffer : [shocked]  You're not kidding.

• Daria Morgendorffer : Trent... does it ever bother you that the speedometer is stuck at ten miles per hour?

  Trent : Hmm... ten. That reminds me; time for dinner.

• Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer : Daria, I'm serious, I'm not going to let you sit around the house all summer.

  Daria Morgendorffer : Fine, I'll LIE around the house all summer.

• Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer : Daria, you need to be more tolerant. You know what they say, 'judge and be judged'.

  Daria Morgendorffer : And I judge myself unfit for human contact.

  Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer : That's exactly what you *will* be if you don't learn to interact with the rest of us. You keep hiding your real face behind that anti-social mask, and one day that mask will be your face. I'm not going to let that happen. You're working at that camp.

• Daria Morgendorffer : Um, will you excuse us for a while? We'll be back after man walks on the sun.

• Jane Lane : Daria!

  Daria Morgendorffer : How are things going?

  Jane Lane : Fine! Fine! Fine! Couldn't be better!

  Daria Morgendorffer : Sucks, huh?

  Jane Lane : Only in a mind numbingly pretentious way.

• Daria Morgendorffer : I'm sorry, but the confidentiality agreement I signed with the Government prevents me revealing that. I've already said too much.

• Daria Morgendorffer : Does this college town have a name or do you just turn left at the kid with the tractor?