| Denis Leary | ... | Ray Pluto | |
| Elizabeth Hurley | ... | Dr. Ann Beamer | |
| Luis Guzmán | ... | Juan Benitez | |
| Victor Argo | ... | Lt. Spigot | |
| Chris Noth | ... | Chick Dimitri | |
| Donald Faison | ... | Cletis | |
| Keith Nobbs | ... | Duke | |
| Steve Buscemi | ... | Jerry Cubbins | |
| Maurice Compte | ... | Jo Jo | |
| Otto Sanchez | ... | Ping Pung | |
| Melonie Diaz | ... | Maribel Benitez | |
| Millie Tirelli | ... | Yolanda | |
| Kevin Olson | ... | Ricky Lapinski | |
| Joe D'Angerio | ... | Detective Janks | |
| Maurice G. Smith | ... | Boover | |
| Rachel Avalon | ... | Carla | |
| Stephanie Ortiz | ... | Brenda | |
| Rachel Vasquez | ... | Lucy | |
| Kerry Li | ... | News Reporter | |
| Sara Lee Kessler | ... | Gina Lavina | |
| Bill Boggs | ... | Bill Berman | |
| Marjan Neshat | ... | Nikki | |
| Tamika Thomas | ... | Tracey | |
| Laurie Wallace | ... | Caprice | |
| Gerry Bamman | ... | Mayor | |
| Sally Jessy Raphael | ... | Herself | |
| Sharon Wilkins | ... | Techa | |
| Maurice Shrog | ... | Ed | |
| Marilyn Rockafellow | ... | Nora | |
| Caprice Benedetti | ... | Shelley | |
| Leslie Lyles | ... | Lola Fontaine | |
| Daniel Margotta | ... | Truck Driver | |
| Panicker Upendran | ... | Abdul | |
| Suzanne Smith | ... | Waitress | |
| Heather Dillon | ... | Splashed Woman | |
| Christian Baskous | ... | Man Smoking | |
| Toni Redman | ... | Woman Smoking | |
| Geoffrey Cantor | ... | Maitre'd | |
| Gloria Irizarry | ... | Woman in hospital | |
| Jose Robelo | ... | Man in Hospital | |
| Danny Seckel | ... | Burger Bar Clerk | |
| Mike Russo | ... | Desert storm | |
| Erin Hogarty | ... | Cheerleader #1 | |
| Daisy Baldwin | ... | Cheerleader #2 | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Riley G. Matthews Jr. | ... | NYPD Police Officer (uncredited) | |
Directed by | |||
| Tom DiCillo | |||
Writing credits(in alphabetical order) | ||
| Tom DiCillo | ||
Produced by | |||
| Mike Delich | .... | executive producer | |
| Larry Katz | .... | producer | |
| David Kronemeyer | .... | producer | |
| Jim Serpico | .... | producer | |
| Marcus Viscidi | .... | producer | |
| Norm Waitt | .... | executive producer | |
| Meredith Zamsky | .... | co-producer | |
| Denis Leary | .... | producer (uncredited) | |
Original Music by | |||
| Jim Farmer | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| Robert D. Yeoman | |||
Film Editing by | |||
| Camilla Toniolo | |||
Casting by | |||
| Susan Shopmaker | |||
Production Design by | |||
| Michael Shaw | |||
Art Direction by | |||
| Shawn Carroll | |||
Set Decoration by | |||
| Ondine Karady | |||
Costume Design by | |||
| Jennifer von Mayrhauser | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Tracey Lee | .... | hair stylist: Ms. Hurley | |
| Tracey Lee | .... | makeup artist: Ms. Hurley | |
| Kerrie Smith | .... | dept. head hairstylist | |
| Meredith Soupios | .... | key makeup artist | |
| Sanja Milic | .... | additional makeup artist (uncredited) | |
Production Management | |||
| Lori Johnson | .... | production supervisor | |
| Meredith Zamsky | .... | unit production manager | |
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director | |||
| Lisa M. Rowe | .... | second assistant director | |
| Steve Wertimer | .... | assistant director (as Stephen Wertimer) | |
Art Department | |||
| Peter Allburn | .... | scenic artist | |
| Anthony Baldasare | .... | on-set dresser | |
| Jeff Butcher | .... | property master | |
| Alison Froling | .... | assistant set decorator | |
| Jonathan Graham | .... | key construction grip | |
| Mario Herrera | .... | charge scenic | |
| Akeo Ihara | .... | assistant property master | |
| Robin Koenig | .... | lead man | |
| Gordon Krause | .... | key shop craftsman | |
| Nick Miller | .... | construction coordinator | |
| Paul Roer | .... | set dresser | |
| Alexander Wei | .... | art department coordinator | |
| Flo Frintzilas | .... | scenic artist (uncredited) | |
| Byron K. Lovelace | .... | set dresser (uncredited) | |
Sound Department | |||
| Ryan Collison | .... | foley engineer | |
| Kenton Jakub | .... | adr editor | |
| Paul Koronkiewicz | .... | boom operator | |
| Brian Langman | .... | foley editor | |
| Jeff Livesey | .... | boom operator (as Jeffrey Livesey) | |
| Tony Martinez | .... | dialogue editor | |
| Sylvia Menno | .... | dialogue editor | |
| Eliza Paley | .... | supervising sound editor | |
| Mathew Price | .... | sound recordist | |
| Paul P. Soucek | .... | sound effects editor | |
| Eric Strausser | .... | assistant sound editor | |
| Dominick Tavella | .... | sound re-recording mixer | |
| Brian Vancho | .... | foley artist | |
| Magdaline Volaitis | .... | sound effects editor | |
Special Effects by | |||
| Wilfred Caban | .... | special effects assistant (as Will Caban) | |
| Carmen Campolo | .... | special effects assistant | |
| Steven Kirshoff | .... | special effects coordinator (as Steve Kirshoff) | |
| Fred Kraemer | .... | special effects assistant | |
Visual Effects by | |||
| Jennifer Basnyat | .... | title designer | |
Stunts | |||
| Danny Aiello III | .... | stunt coordinator | |
| Jay Carrado | .... | stunt double: Jo Jo (as Jay Corrado) | |
| Norman Douglass | .... | stunt double: Ping Pong | |
| Frank Ferrara | .... | stunts | |
| Tim Gallin | .... | stunts | |
| Don Hewitt | .... | stunts | |
| Joanne Lamstein | .... | stunts | |
| Angela Meryl | .... | stunts | |
| Janet Paparazzo | .... | stunt double: Shelley | |
| Connie Picard | .... | stunts | |
| Don Picard | .... | stunts | |
| Jodi Michelle Pynn | .... | stunts | |
| Michael Russo | .... | stunt coordinator (as Mike Russo) | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| Robert M. Andres | .... | key grip | |
| Tony Arnaud | .... | grip | |
| Will Arnot | .... | Steadicam operator | |
| Terrence Laron Burke | .... | grip | |
| Mel Cannon | .... | grip | |
| Lamont Crawford | .... | dolly grip | |
| Andy Day | .... | gaffer (as Andrew J. Day) | |
| Kevin Flynn | .... | grip | |
| Michael Fradianni | .... | electrician | |
| Daryl Furr | .... | electrician | |
| Jonathan Herron | .... | camera operator (as Jonathon Herron) | |
| Francis Leach | .... | electrician | |
| Bruce MacCallum | .... | camera operator | |
| Johnny North | .... | additional camera operator | |
| Rocco Palmieri | .... | generator operator | |
| Carl Peterson | .... | grip | |
| Storn Peterson | .... | assistant camera | |
| Mike Reed | .... | best boy electric (as Michael Reed) | |
| Lowell Schulman | .... | electrician | |
| Jamie Silverstein | .... | camera operator: "b" camera | |
| Andrew Zuch | .... | video playback operator | |
Casting Department | |||
| Byron Crystal | .... | extras casting | |
| Erica Palgon | .... | casting associate | |
Costume and Wardrobe Department | |||
| Denise Andres | .... | set costumer | |
| Julie Cottrell | .... | costume production assistant | |
| Patricia Eiben | .... | costumer (as Patty Eiben) | |
| Barbara Hause | .... | wardrobe supervisor | |
| Daniele Hollywood | .... | assistant costume designer | |
Editorial Department | |||
| Fred Heid | .... | color timer | |
| Sandra Nash | .... | assistant editor | |
| Patricia Sztaba | .... | negative matcher | |
| Stan Sztaba | .... | negative matcher | |
Music Department | |||
| Patrick Mullins | .... | music editor | |
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A movie that does not live up to it's title and is not the worst thing ever. It features Denis Leary as well, Denis Leary. It's a long shot, but this might be the last of the stream of inferior Tarantino rip-offs, only with virtually no cunning dialogues and not that much crime. The shifts between stories that meet at the end is a bit like "Pulp Fiction" but then again, the execution is too poor to really compare the two. Also featured is Elizabeth Hurley (who can't really act but no problem) as a chiropractor who joins Leary in a needlessly complicated love story. It's like, somewhere in the middle Leary remembers grieving about his wife. Steve Buscemi is in this, but he's in everything so I don't even need to mention that. Still, one can only wonder what made him appear this time, I mean he's like, Leary's sidekick, occasionally, he has about three lines. About the plot, the janitor of a cop's building gets himself nearly killed, and his daughter has something to with it (major early killing of subplot,what did Chick do in the end? Obviously he couldn't just let it slide). An unfunny subplot revolves about two movie writers including, and I wish this was a joke, a Cuba Gooding Jr. rip-off. The other one is the typical guy in the video store who really doesn't know anything about movies not featuring stoned people. Not the highlight of cinema, and barely amusing(the few good comments come from the underused Buscemi), but fairly enjoyable.