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Corky Romano (2001) Poster

(2001)

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Corky: I never thought I'd live to see the day that an FBI agent would be peddling smack.

Agent Brick Davis: Don't act so surprised. J. Edgar Hoover used to wear a dress.

Corky: Just tell me why, Brick.

Agent Brick Davis: I don't know. I suppose it made him feel sexy.

Corky: Not Hoover, You.

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[after setting off an airport metal detector]

Corky: I'm just a little wired.

[Nervous chuckle]

Corky: Ahh, I'm mean wired as in jumpy, not as in there's a concealed wire in my crotch.

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Agent Brick Davis: You do speak Manderain, don't you?

Corky: Oh yes. I just didn't understand your accent. See, I was taught by an up scale family, su su sudio.

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Howard Shuster: That Mr. Shuster to you.

Agent Brick Davis: Oh what? I can't call you Howard because I'm not a member of the groovy tie squad?

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Agent Brick Davis: I can't call you by your first name because I'm not a part of your "Groovy Tie Squad"?

Agent Terrence Darnell: ...No, it's because you're an asshole.

Agent Brick Davis: I am not an asshole!

Agent Terrence Darnell: ...Yeah, ya are. Everyone thinks you are. Even your wife- why do you think she left you?

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Leo: Who's this guy?

Corky: That's Brick Davis

Peter: Is he the guy with the muscular thighs and the nice tan?

[All look at him]

Peter: What?

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Corky: I should buy a boat.

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Corky: You guys want some cookies?

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Corky: It's funny 'cause it's true.

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Francis A. 'Pops' Romano: Come here, you fricken retard.

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Peter: [to paulie] Oh yeah, at least I can read the labels you illiterate mook.

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Corky: Howdy.

Skinhead: [holds up gun] Whadya want bitch?

Corky: I was wondering if I could purchase some heroin and then we could go out and do some hate crimes and stuff.

[skinhead rips off Corky's shirt reveiling his wire]

Corky: Ahhhhh.

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Peter: I don't have time for horse shit.

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Boy with Mouse: Can you help my mouse. I think hes sick.

Tony: Sure. I make him good as new.

[Throws out dead mouse and puts in a new one]

Tony: Here ya go kid. He just needed a new liver.

Boy with Mouse: How much?

Tony: How much you got?

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Corky: [to dog] Gimme the coke. Gimme the cocaine boy.

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Dexter, Computer Hacker: What should his name be?

Peter: I don't care what you call him pissant. Just get it done.

Corky: Oh, for my résumé I'm really good with animals.

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Leo: The family needs you!

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Peter: [Pointing a gun at Agent Davis' back] Who the hell are you?

Agent Brick Davis: Agent Brick Davis

Peter: Oh. Freeze prick

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Agent Brick Davis: Hey Nash Bridges, you left the safety on.

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Paulie Romano: Get me a cup of the, uhh... rocky road there.

Ice Cream Vendor: Sir all of our flavors are on that sign there.

Paulie Romano: Oh, then just get me a cup of the pistachio.

Peter: Paulie, come on already.

Paulie Romano: Shut up.

Paulie Romano: [back to ice cream vendor]

Paulie Romano: Okay just get me the rum raisin then.

Ice Cream Vendor: The sign.

Paulie Romano: What are you lookin' at, huh? You suck. You suck suck suck.

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Doublestuff: That's a good little bitch.

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