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Teddy Bears' Picnic (2002)

R | | Comedy | 29 March 2002 (USA)

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Cast overview, first billed only:
Whit Summers
Katy Woo (as Ming-Na)
Clifford Sloane
Elliot Chevron
Jackie Sloane Chevron
James Neal Taylor
Judith Owen ...
Nancy McMahon
Julie Payne ...
Lila Claypool
Robert Mandan ...
Stanton Vandermint
Courtney Vandermint
Porterfield 'Porty' Pendleton
Alan Thicke
Joey Lavin
Damien Pritzker


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For fifty-one weeks a year, they run the country. For one week, they run amok.



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Rated R for language




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Also Known As:

Call o' the Glen  »

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All-Star cast gone to waste
3 September 2005 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

I rented this film expecting to laugh my ass-off. Long story short, my ass is still there. It was not what I would expect from Harry Shearer and an all-star comedic cast ranging from Michael McKeon to Alan Thicke. It even had a cameo of my favorite actress, Morgan Fairchild!

The movie was rated-R, therefore I REALLY expected some top-level comedy and even some nudity. But No.

There is no spoiler to be given of the movie. There is no plot to the story anyway!

I was so disappointed that I conducted a ritualistic bonfire in my parent's backyard where I burnt the offensive footage. Hopefully I destroyed the unfunny demons that inhabited the film. We can only hope.

Harry Shearer should be required to get a permit and meet some standards before assembling a talented cast for any of his future projects. Thankyou, and god bless America!

-----Scott A. Kleinhans

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