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Teddy Bears' Picnic (2002)

R | | Comedy | 29 March 2002 (USA)

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For fifty-one weeks a year, they run the country. For one week, they run amok.

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All-Star cast gone to waste
3 September 2005 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

I rented this film expecting to laugh my ass-off. Long story short, my ass is still there. It was not what I would expect from Harry Shearer and an all-star comedic cast ranging from Michael McKeon to Alan Thicke. It even had a cameo of my favorite actress, Morgan Fairchild!

The movie was rated-R, therefore I REALLY expected some top-level comedy and even some nudity. But No.

There is no spoiler to be given of the movie. There is no plot to the story anyway!

I was so disappointed that I conducted a ritualistic bonfire in my parent's backyard where I burnt the offensive footage. Hopefully I destroyed the unfunny demons that inhabited the film. We can only hope.

Harry Shearer should be required to get a permit and meet some standards before assembling a talented cast for any of his future projects. Thankyou, and god bless America!

-----Scott A. Kleinhans


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