Teddy Bears' Picnic (2002)

R  |   |  Comedy  |  29 March 2002 (USA)
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Whit Summers
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Elliot Chevron
Jackie Sloane Chevron
Thom Sharp ...
James Neal Taylor
Judith Owen ...
Nancy McMahon
Julie Payne ...
Lila Claypool
Robert Mandan ...
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Courtney Vandermint
Porterfield 'Porty' Pendleton
Alan Thicke
Joey Lavin
Damien Pritzker


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For fifty-one weeks a year, they run the country. For one week, they run amok.



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Rated R for language




Release Date:

29 March 2002 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Call o' the Glen  »

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As Much As One Could Expect From Harry Shearer
22 December 2001 | by (University City, MO) – See all my reviews

I was fortunate enough to see this film at one of its world premieres as part of the St. Louis International Film Festival. Unfortunately, Harry Shearer could not come and talk to us about it, as was scheduled, but from what I hear, his make-up Q&A session a few days later was riotous.

Naturally, this comes as no surprise. In the fashion of earlier works such as *This Is Spinal Tap,* *Waiting For Guffman,* and *Best In Show* (not all of which had anything to do with Shearer himself, necessarily), the comedy relies heavily upon quirky yet somehow realistic characters in situations to match. Improvisation and satirical exaggeration combined with portrayal of bizarre characters by some unexpected performers and comic pacing that only someone like Shearer could pull off make this one of the better comedies of the year. While I'm unsure of how well-distributed the film will be, all fans of the aforementioned films should make an effort to see it.

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