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The Brothers (2001) Poster

(2001)

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Jesse Caldwell: So you've known me for a while, and all of a sudden, you ask me out. What took you so long?

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Jesse Caldwell: [after Judge Carla rudely insults and snubs them, then walks away] What's her problem?

Brian Palmer: I have no idea.

Judge Carla Williams: [Walking back to the table] Excuse me? What did you say?

Brian Palmer: Carla, we're just trying to have lunch. Why are you making a scene?

Judge Carla Williams: I'm not making a scene. I'm just having girl talk, right? Now, what did you SAY?

Jesse Caldwell: I said, "What's... your... PROBLEM?"

Judge Carla Williams: [Pointing in Jesse's face] My problem is tired-ass men like this, and women like you who get the whole world given to them, but no, no, no, you have to have our men TOO!

Jesse Caldwell: Get that finger out of my face.

Judge Carla Williams: Or what? Hmm? What are YOU gonna do about it?

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Jackson Smith: I know love's supposed to be this beautiful thing, but I just can't get with it. I go up, love goes down. I go left, love goes right. I say I'm ready, love says "Not yet, Jackson, she dated your father." Maybe there is love out there, but it's running from me. I can't keep chasing it.

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Fred Smith: You know, they say talent skips a generation.

Jackson Smith: [smiles] I'll remember that.

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Brian Palmer: We're Black, single, professional men. We, gentlemen, are the cream of the crop.

Terry White: No, let me break it down for you, man.

[points to Jackson and Derrick]

Terry White: *We* are the cream of the crop. *You* are the black, sticky shit on the bottom of the barrel!

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Dr. Thelma Woolridge: Is that the kind of existence you want? Life without love in it?

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Derrick West: You got me hard as Chinese arithmetic in here!

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Brian Palmer: Mama, the boy's not happy here. It's not like his daddy's around here anymore.

Helen Palmer: Don't even bring up that fool to me. Left me for some white woman.

Brian Palmer: She's Hawaiian.

Helen Palmer: If she ain't Black, she white.

Brian Palmer: See, that's what I'm talking about mama! That's just ridiculous!

Helen Palmer: Fact of life.

Brian Palmer: That's crazy. Latina women?

Helen Palmer: White woman with a taco.

Brian Palmer: Oh, so I just guess Asian women...

Helen Palmer: A white woman that don't speak-a da goddamn English!

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Derrick West: I don't play, woman. I quit school 'cuz of recess!

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