Stick Around (1977 TV Short)
Burglar: I got something you'll get a kick out of...
[pulls a gun out of his satchel]
Vance Keefer: Oh yeah? Oh, wow! That-that's beautiful. Can I see it?
[hands him the gun]
Burglar: That's the old thirty-eight.
Vance Keefer: Yeah.
Burglar: You know anything about them?
Vance Keefer: Oh yeah, yeah - police special; boom! That's ah, well they were made in nineteen thirty-eight.
Burglar: It means thirty-eight caliber.
Vance Keefer: That's ah, that's very nice. Nothing like an old-fashioned gun.
[hands in back]
Burglar: Nothing like an old-fashioned stick up.
Vance Keefer: What?
Burglar: Get your hands up!
Vance Keefer: Wait, wait, wait, hold it! Andy!
Burglar: Where's the money?
Vance Keefer: Listen, for your own good, I'm warning you: Andy here is a robot; he-he-he's incredibly strong. You-you can't even hurt him! He-he's bullit proof.
Andy, the Robot: No I'm not.
Vance Keefer: Now-now I'm warning you, I'm warning you, mister: he's quick, he-he's fast, he's brutal, he-he'll be on your in a second. Take him, Andy.
[snaps his fingers]
Andy, the Robot: But, take him where?
[turning around after being shoved at the burglar]
Vance Keefer: Do something!
Andy, the Robot: Right! Ehhh, excuse me.
[leaves to the back]
Vance Keefer: Ah, Andy, Andy, wha-what are you doing?
Andy, the Robot: Here's the money, mister.
[handing him all the store's money]
Burglar: Is there anymore?
Vance Keefer: No!
Andy, the Robot: But what about the money in thee back, Vance? I get it. Excuse me.
[leaves again for the rest of the money]
Joe Burkus: You know, your place makes me feel so much at home, you know? Mr Jenny, she did our whole house over; almost looked like this, you know. Just six months before... um... the iceman commeth.
[speaking of her being cryogenically frozen in the past]
Elaine Keefer: What happened to your wife? Was she frozen to?
Joe Burkus: Oh, yeah, yeah, sure, sure, she was frozen too, I looked it up in the hall of records. Yeah. She's still frozen. Laid out there like... a big popsicle. Oy, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny.
Elaine Keefer: You miss her, huh?
Joe Burkus: My dear, I only have one fear in the whole world: that they'll find a cure for Jenny and bring her back.