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(1977 TV Short)

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Vance Keefer: I still think it was easier living in your time.

Joe Burkus: But I died in my time.

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Burglar: I got something you'll get a kick out of...

[pulls a gun out of his satchel]

Vance Keefer: Oh yeah? Oh, wow! That-that's beautiful. Can I see it?

Burglar: Sure.

[hands him the gun]

Burglar: That's the old thirty-eight.

Vance Keefer: Yeah.

Burglar: You know anything about them?

Vance Keefer: Oh yeah, yeah - police special; boom! That's ah, well they were made in nineteen thirty-eight.

Burglar: It means thirty-eight caliber.

Vance Keefer: That's ah, that's very nice. Nothing like an old-fashioned gun.

[hands in back]

Burglar: Nothing like an old-fashioned stick up.

Vance Keefer: What?

Burglar: Get your hands up!

Vance Keefer: Wait, wait, wait, hold it! Andy!

Burglar: Where's the money?

Vance Keefer: Listen, for your own good, I'm warning you: Andy here is a robot; he-he-he's incredibly strong. You-you can't even hurt him! He-he's bullit proof.

Andy, the Robot: No I'm not.

Vance Keefer: Now-now I'm warning you, I'm warning you, mister: he's quick, he-he's fast, he's brutal, he-he'll be on your in a second. Take him, Andy.

[snaps his fingers]

Andy, the Robot: But, take him where?

[turning around after being shoved at the burglar]

Vance Keefer: Do something!

Andy, the Robot: Right! Ehhh, excuse me.

[leaves to the back]

Burglar: Sure.

Vance Keefer: Ah, Andy, Andy, wha-what are you doing?

Andy, the Robot: Here's the money, mister.

[handing him all the store's money]

Burglar: Is there anymore?

Vance Keefer: No!

Andy, the Robot: But what about the money in thee back, Vance? I get it. Excuse me.

[leaves again for the rest of the money]

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Joe Burkus: You know, your place makes me feel so much at home, you know? Mr Jenny, she did our whole house over; almost looked like this, you know. Just six months before... um... the iceman commeth.

[speaking of her being cryogenically frozen in the past]

Elaine Keefer: What happened to your wife? Was she frozen to?

Joe Burkus: Oh, yeah, yeah, sure, sure, she was frozen too, I looked it up in the hall of records. Yeah. She's still frozen. Laid out there like... a big popsicle. Oy, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny.

Elaine Keefer: You miss her, huh?

Joe Burkus: My dear, I only have one fear in the whole world: that they'll find a cure for Jenny and bring her back.

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Elaine Keefer: Oh, Earl, why don't you show Mr. Burkus into the leizure room; it's just about time for Lucy.

Joe Burkus: Lucy? They're still re-running Lucy?

Earl: They never stopped; she's quite popular with you dead people.

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