The New Adventures of Spin and Marty: Suspect Behavior (2000 TV Movie)
Spin Evans: The world is finally safe from Spin Evans. I'm just a lame freak anyway.
Jordan: Oh, Spin... you're just a boy who, like most boys, doesn't look before he leaps. Unlike Master Martin who does nothing but look.
Spin Evans: In here.
Marty Markham: Are you nuts? You don't hide from a killer in a coffin!
Spin Evans: How would you know?
Marty Markham: It's too obvious!
Spin Evans: It's the last place he'd look!
Marty Markham: Spin, he's a mortician!
[Inside the coffin.]
Marty Markham: Where's he taking us?
Spin Evans: To the end.
Marty Markham: Of what?
Spin Evans: Of us.
Jack Hulka: You guys okay in there? I can hardly hear you. Choking on that big ball of fear?
Jack Hulka: You know, you boys would have been fine, perfectly safe, maybe in school... if you had just left me alone. I didn't want to bother you, but you felt compelled to bother me... and now you're on your way to an oven. Now, that's entertainment.
Veronica Hulka: Martin, stay back, it's too dangerous... on... on second thought... get me out of here!
Spin Evans: This must be where he embalms them.
Marty Markham: I think I'm going to throw up.
Spin Evans: Let's find Mrs. Hulka first.
Spin Evans: What's going on?
Marty Markham: He killed her!
Jack Hulka: I killed who?
Marty Markham: Your wife!
Jack Hulka: I did?
Marty Markham: Mrs. Hulka, where is she?
Jack Hulka: She's not here.
Marty Markham: She's not here because she's dead!
Butcher: See that sign? Either you come up with an adult in three seconds... or I'll personally introduce you to the fine art of butchering!
Marty Markham: I quit! I'm out! I can't be running around, bashing bad guys in the head with garbage cans!