[
during a bit, someone throws a bottle of Visine onstage]
George Carlin:
Visine! Do they look that red?
[
after a few moments, someone throws a joint onstage]
George Carlin:
Oh, now I *know* I need it!
[
Carlin squirts a few drops of the Visine onto the joint, then throws it to an audience member]
George Carlin:
Would you hold on to that? Now *you're* under arrest.
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