The Hoober-Bloob Highway (TV Movie 1975) Poster

(1975 TV Movie)


Mr. Hoober-Bloob: How would you like be a famous tweetle beetle statistician? You could be the world's greatest authority on tweetle beetle battleistics, if you study tweetle beetles and their ballistic characteristics.

[the boy looks at two tweetle beetles with a magnifying glass as they proceed to fight]

Narrator: [thick German accent] Now, when tweetle beetles fight, it's called a tweetle beetle battle. And when they battle in a puddle, it's a tweetle beetle puddle battle. AND when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle, they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle. AND... When beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle... they call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle. AND... When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles... they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle. AND...

Mr. Hoober-Bloob: [annoyed] Stop it! Stop it, I can't stand it! That world is a vast and cruddy, bloody bore! You're much too nice a fella. I'm not going to send you there.

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