I put the kids to bed and I rent a copy of Apocalypse Now! Yeah! Dennis Hopper hopped up on coke in 5.1 surround? Fuckin' awesome! So I go to put the tape in, clang clang clang, it won't go in! I reach into the VCR... Peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Peanut butter and jelly SANDWICH! Now... I would like to think that I do not have retards in my family bloodline. I'm hoping it wasn't as stupid as "Nom Nom Nom oh, this goes here." I'm hoping it was more thought out, like "Hey, maybe if I put the...