So I wake everybody up and have a big People's Court session down in the living room. I'm your host Ed Kotch! Exhibit A the VCR, Exhibit B the sandwich. Anybody have any ideas? I get a sea of dumbfounded faces. Then Jack, my oldest steps forward. He goes "Dad... Maybe... The sandwich was flyin' around the room, you know, just flyin' around the room, and then Central Control called it and told it to dock in the VCR"... NO! SANDWICHES DO NOT DOCK! Pull up your pants.