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Static Shock (TV Series 2000–2004) Poster

(2000–2004)

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Static: I put a shock to your system!

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Virgil: What's all this for?

Sharon: It's for mom's memorial. You are going to make the speech aren't you?

Virgil: No! I don't want to do it.

Sharon: Virgil! You have to do it.

Virgil: It's like I don't exist. Nobody asked me if I wanted to do it.

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Robert Hawkins: Virgil?

Virgil: Dad.

Robert Hawkins: I'm sorry son. I thought you had come to terms with your mother.

Virgil: Pops please don't make me do it.

Robert Hawkins: Son! You know that I would never force you to do anything that you don't want to do. But if not for me then do it for your mother.

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[Static regains consciousness in the Batcave as Alfred is picking splinters out of his arm]

Static: *Ow* What happened?... *Ow* Where am I?... Who are you?

Alfred Pennyworth: Batman.

Static: I don't think so.

Alfred Pennyworth: Just once, I'd like to get someone to believe that.

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Static: Gear, you okay, bro?

Gear: No! My one chance to tag team with Superman and I miss it because I bust my ankle!

[Superman looks at Gear's ankle with his x-ray vision]

Superman: Nothing's broken. Looks like just a bad sprain. You'll probably have to keep off it for a few days.

Gear: Wow, I just had my ankle x-rayed by Superman! I'm never gonna wash it again!

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[Static fights an army of giant mechanical clowns]

Static: This clown posse really IS insane!

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Sharon: Come on Virgil we're running late. Virgil Albert Hawkins get out here now.

Virgil: Sharon. My name is never to be spoken aloud. You know that.

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Static Shock: Hey Chief! Seen any good TV lately?

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Batman: How are you, Virgil?

Virgil: Wait? How did you know my name?

Batman: You probably shouldn't carry around your ID in your pocket.

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Adam: This is not the way to go about it Static.

Static Shock: I've got to find Puff! She's the reason why Daisy got hurt.

Rubberband Man: She got hurt because you were busy showing off and you know it.

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Talon: It's too bad it has to be this way Robin. You and I are birds of a feather.

Robin: [hogties Talon] I cannot begin to tell you how many times I've heard that joke.

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Lil' Romeo: [Lil' Romeo has been captured by Leech, who thought he was Static] Back off! Mess with me, you have to mess with my posse.

Leech: Do you really think I'm afraid of some street gang?

Lil' Romeo: Street gang? Dawg, I'm talkin' about my lawyers.

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Freida Goren: Look, it's Static and Gear.

Daisy Watkins: And, as usual, Virgil and Richie are nowhere in sight.

[pause]

Daisy Watkins: You don't think...

Freida Goren: No, it couldn't be.

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Richie Foley: [as they're trying to stop a damaged plane, falling out of the sky] I'm gonna try to land on Woodward Avenue.

Static: There are cars down there.

Richie Foley: I know. This thing got a horn?

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Static: [to Hotstreak] I'd get a refund on those Anger management classes if I were you.

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Static: I don't believe we've been introduced.

Omnifarious: Omnifarious.

Static: You're nefarious?

Omnifarious: Omnifarious! It's my name! It means many forms.

Static: Dude, I go to public school. Latin's an elective.

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Virgil: [to Gear] Oh, shoot, I forgot about Daisy. We were going to have a study date.

Daisy: [sitting at a resturaunt table by herself] Ugh. What made me think he'd ever change?

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Virgil: Yo, bro! What's that? Plans for a particle accelerator?

Richie: [sighs] Yeah.

Virgil: [blinks] I was kidding!

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