Static Shock (2000–2004)
Freida Goren: Look, it's Static and Gear.
Daisy Watkins: And, as usual, Virgil and Richie are nowhere in sight.
Daisy Watkins: You don't think...
Freida Goren: No, it couldn't be.
[Static regains consciousness in the Batcave as Alfred is picking splinters out of his arm]
Static: *Ow* What happened?... *Ow* Where am I?... Who are you?
Alfred Pennyworth: Batman.
Static: I don't think so.
Alfred Pennyworth: Just once, I'd like to get someone to believe that.
Adam: This is not the way to go about it Static.
Static Shock: I've got to find Puff! She's the reason why Daisy got hurt.
Rubberband Man: She got hurt because you were busy showing off and you know it.
Talon: It's too bad it has to be this way Robin. You and I are birds of a feather.
Robin: [hogties Talon] I cannot begin to tell you how many times I've heard that joke.
Lil' Romeo: [Lil' Romeo has been captured by Leech, who thought he was Static] Back off! Mess with me, you have to mess with my posse.
Leech: Do you really think I'm afraid of some street gang?
Lil' Romeo: Street gang? Dawg, I'm talkin' about my lawyers.
Static: I don't believe we've been introduced.
Static: You're nefarious?
Omnifarious: Omnifarious! It's my name! It means many forms.
Static: Dude, I go to public school. Latin's an elective.
Batman: How are you, Virgil?
Virgil: Wait? How did you know my name?
Batman: You probably shouldn't carry around your ID in your pocket.
Static: [to Hotstreak] I'd get a refund on those Anger management classes if I were you.
Virgil: What's all this for?
Sharon: It's for mom's memorial. You are going to make the speech aren't you?
Virgil: No! I don't want to do it.
Sharon: Virgil! You have to do it.
Virgil: It's like I don't exist. Nobody asked me if I wanted to do it.
Robert Hawkins: Virgil?
Robert Hawkins: I'm sorry son. I thought you had come to terms with your mother.
Virgil: Pops please don't make me do it.
Robert Hawkins: Son! You know that I would never force you to do anything that you don't want to do. But if not for me then do it for your mother.
Static: Gear, you okay, bro?
Gear: No! My one chance to tag team with Superman and I miss it because I bust my ankle!
[Superman looks at Gear's ankle with his x-ray vision]
Superman: Nothing's broken. Looks like just a bad sprain. You'll probably have to keep off it for a few days.
Gear: Wow, I just had my ankle x-rayed by Superman! I'm never gonna wash it again!
[Static fights an army of giant mechanical clowns]
Static: This clown posse really IS insane!
Sharon: Come on Virgil we're running late. Virgil Albert Hawkins get out here now.
Virgil: Sharon. My name is never to be spoken aloud. You know that.
Richie Foley: [as they're trying to stop a damaged plane, falling out of the sky] I'm gonna try to land on Woodward Avenue.
Static: There are cars down there.
Richie Foley: I know. This thing got a horn?
Virgil: [to Gear] Oh, shoot, I forgot about Daisy. We were going to have a study date.
Daisy: [sitting at a resturaunt table by herself] Ugh. What made me think he'd ever change?