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The Quickie (2001) Poster

(2001)

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Oleg: You know, I've never fucked a cockroach killer before.

Lisa: Nice. I've never fucked a Russian.

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Anna: You look wonderful!

Michael: Anna I love you, but you're such a liar.

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Oleg: You like the house, don't you?

Anna: I hate this house. I hate it. I hate everything it stands for. And I will never live in this house, and neither will Alex.

Alex: Aw, come on!

Anna: We are leaving tomorrow.

Oleg: [slams his hand on the table] Now you listen to me. I bought this fucking house for you. If you ever want to see another penny from me, then you're going to fucking live here and we are gonna be a fucking family, and that's an order.

Anna: [after Oleg leaves the room] Over my dead body.

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Deema: Hey, don't play with guns. It's not a toy.

Alex: Fuck you!

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Oleg: I wanna play a game with you.

Call Girl: Okay, what kind of game? I don't do kinky.

Oleg: This isn't at all kinky. You just have to watch. It's called Russian Roulette.

[pulls out a handgun]

Oleg: Relax. You want more money?

Call Girl: Yeah.

Oleg: [throws more money on the bed] Okay?

Call Girl: Yeah.

Oleg: Here's the game: You have to bet that money I gave you on whether I live,

[puts one bullet in the gun, spins the cylinder, and closes the cylinder]

Oleg: or I die.

Call Girl: What do you mean?

Oleg: I mean, you have to bet when I pull this trigger,

[points gun at his head]

Oleg: I'm going to live or I'm going to die.

Call Girl: I can't do that. I - I don't think I like this game.

Oleg: It's very Russian. Come on, place your bet. What's it going to be?

Call Girl: [puts all her money on the bed] Four-thousand says you die, you crazy fuck!

Oleg: [pulls the trigger, but no shot was made] Sorry,

[takes money away from her]

Oleg: this just wasn't your lucky night.

Call Girl: You cheap asshole. You knew!

Oleg: [after she leaves the bed room] No, I didn't know.

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Call Girl: Can we try again? I thought maybe you'd like to play that game again. I didn't get a fair chance.

Oleg: Take the money and get lost.

Call Girl: Thanks.

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Lisa: You know, I can't start spraying until someone cleans this mess up.

Deema: Nobody here can do it.

Lisa: What about you?

Deema: I don't do dishes.

Lisa: [smiling] Oh, we have a little bit of a problem then.

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Oleg: You need money, huh?

Lisa: Yeah, most people do. Do you?

Oleg: No, I'm more of the philanthropic type.

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James: I got a call from Moscow, there's a problem.

Oleg: Relax, there's always problems in Moscow.

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Oleg: [to Alex] You wanna play with guns? Then you must be ready to kill. You understand? Kill. And if you are wrong, fuck it, it's still the right thing to do.

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Oleg: Listen, how would you like to make another four-hundred?

Lisa: For what, cleaning up the rest of your house?

Oleg: No, a quickie.

Lisa: Oh, I don't think you're up for that!

Oleg: You're right, but I'm willing to try.

Lisa: I think you're gonna have alot more luck with those girlies at the pool.

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Lisa: I should go.

Oleg: No, stay.

Lisa: Why?

Oleg: I told you I'm lonely, I need somebody. I'll pay you.

Lisa: [pauses] How much?

Oleg: How much do you want?

Lisa: Alot. And I'm not gonna fuck you.

Oleg: It's a deal.

[pause]

Oleg: I like being with you.

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