The Quickie (2001)
Oleg: You know, I've never fucked a cockroach killer before.
Lisa: Nice. I've never fucked a Russian.
Oleg: You like the house, don't you?
Anna: I hate this house. I hate it. I hate everything it stands for. And I will never live in this house, and neither will Alex.
Alex: Aw, come on!
Anna: We are leaving tomorrow.
Oleg: [slams his hand on the table] Now you listen to me. I bought this fucking house for you. If you ever want to see another penny from me, then you're going to fucking live here and we are gonna be a fucking family, and that's an order.
Anna: [after Oleg leaves the room] Over my dead body.
Oleg: I wanna play a game with you.
Call Girl: Okay, what kind of game? I don't do kinky.
Oleg: This isn't at all kinky. You just have to watch. It's called Russian Roulette.
[pulls out a handgun]
Oleg: Relax. You want more money?
Call Girl: Yeah.
Oleg: [throws more money on the bed] Okay?
Call Girl: Yeah.
Oleg: Here's the game: You have to bet that money I gave you on whether I live,
[puts one bullet in the gun, spins the cylinder, and closes the cylinder]
Oleg: or I die.
Call Girl: What do you mean?
Oleg: I mean, you have to bet when I pull this trigger,
[points gun at his head]
Oleg: I'm going to live or I'm going to die.
Call Girl: I can't do that. I - I don't think I like this game.
Oleg: It's very Russian. Come on, place your bet. What's it going to be?
Call Girl: [puts all her money on the bed] Four-thousand says you die, you crazy fuck!
Oleg: [pulls the trigger, but no shot was made] Sorry,
[takes money away from her]
Oleg: this just wasn't your lucky night.
Call Girl: You cheap asshole. You knew!
Oleg: [after she leaves the bed room] No, I didn't know.
Call Girl: Can we try again? I thought maybe you'd like to play that game again. I didn't get a fair chance.
Oleg: Take the money and get lost.
Call Girl: Thanks.
Lisa: You know, I can't start spraying until someone cleans this mess up.
Deema: Nobody here can do it.
Lisa: What about you?
Deema: I don't do dishes.
Lisa: [smiling] Oh, we have a little bit of a problem then.
Oleg: You need money, huh?
Lisa: Yeah, most people do. Do you?
Oleg: No, I'm more of the philanthropic type.
Oleg: [to Alex] You wanna play with guns? Then you must be ready to kill. You understand? Kill. And if you are wrong, fuck it, it's still the right thing to do.
Oleg: Listen, how would you like to make another four-hundred?
Lisa: For what, cleaning up the rest of your house?
Oleg: No, a quickie.
Lisa: Oh, I don't think you're up for that!
Oleg: You're right, but I'm willing to try.
Lisa: I think you're gonna have alot more luck with those girlies at the pool.